Kakashi's top 20 reasons for being late
I stayed up all night reading fanfiction (me too, Kakashi, me too)
The dogs ate my lesson plans (Naruto: You had lesson plans?)
Aliens abducted me
My breakfast exploded
I couldn't start my car. (Sasuke: This is Konoha, we don't have cars.)
My chopsticks came to life and stabbed me.
I found a kitten. (me: awwwww!)
Titans. (wrong fandom, dude!)
I couldn't find my mask.
I was attacked by potatoes.
There was a Guy (*laughs at lame joke*)
I crashed into a tree while reading (good job, Kakashi)
My shower poured out sake
Iruka was naked.
Unicorns stole my pants
I was dancing around the house naked.
Someone heard me singing in the shower
I ran out of hair gel
I passed out because the dogs farted
I got lost on the path of life.