"Really darcy that's just gross" i gave her a disgusted face
"What captains junk is like amazeballs it's big and lengthy nice" she replied wiggling her eyebrows and smiling
"Ugh i can't believe i hang out with you… why do i hang out with you" i asked in a fake question
"Because i'm awesome and were family" she grinned at me
"Right so besides captain america's junk how's life in the tower" i asked her
"Its cool but sometimes crazy i mean tony keeps everything interesting so pepper bitches at him a lot" she replies back "hey let's go to the tower i'll introduce you to everyone" she said grabbing my hand and dragging in the direction of the tower
Now don't get me wrong i've always wanted to see the tower and meet the avengers but i'm a scaredy cat and there the freaking avengers, so no. i dug my feet into the ground stopping us.
"Whatsa wrong cous" she asked
"Darcy you know i want to see stark tower" i started "avengers tower" she corrected me instantly i gave her a look that said i'm not amused
"Anyways you know i would love to see the tower and meet the avengers but you know me ima fangirl then ima pass out especially over thor" i told her with the look on my face
"Look luck i know you're a fan girl and you go crazy meeting people like this and stuff but they're cool so just be cool and they would love to meet you i asked them if i could bring you over sometime tony said it was cool and as for thor he would love to meet you after the whole jane thing he needs some excitement" she ranted and continued to drag me to the tower. I didn't even know we were already there by the end of her rant.
"Damn it darcy i wanted to escape" i whined to her she didn't care and pulled me along anyway. As we got to the top she had to drag me out by my feet
"Let go lucky" darcy yelled at me pulling my feet. I had a strong grip on the elevator wall.
"Not you evil troll monkey" i yelled back holding on for dear life
"Let go"she yelled again pulling harder
"No" i screamed
"What in the hell is going on"tony said with a raised eyebrow. We both looked up at him as he stood with the rest of the avengers.
"Playing tag?" we said in unison
"Weirdest game of tag i've ever seen" clint muttered
"It's not tag clint" natasha said to him hitting him upside the head
"Ow tasha" clint said as he held his head
"Let go you damn gorilla fish"darcy yelled at me
"no " i yelled back
"why not" she huffed at me
"Because you dragged me here against my will you evil troll monkey" i huffed back then she did the unthinkable she dropped me and i fell face first
"Darcy"captain exclaimed
"Ugh damn it darcy" i huffed at her face still in the ground
"Hahahaha thats what you get" she said turning her back on me "hello sexy doodle" she said to captain kissing him.
I finally got off the floor and faced darcy's back "i hate you" i said to her
"You'll get over it drama queen"she said back still to me. Ok so if she can drop me on my face then i can taze her in the back hahaha revenge is mine. I took out my taser it's just a standard tazer one you hold to the skin not the one you shoot, and i put it to darcy's back and zap!
"Ahh" she yelled "really you tazed me" she yelled at me from the floor
"You'll get over it drama queen and that's payback for my face" crossing my arms as i replied
Then out of nowhere tony and clint started laughing
"I hate you" she said to me as i held my hand out to her helping her up
"Love you to cous" i said smiling
"Shut up before i taze you two" she said to tony and clint they instantly got quiet
"Wait so this is your cousin lucky" natasha asked her
"Yea this is my little gorilla fish" swinging her arm around my neck smiling. I just gave her a look and flicked her arm off my shoulders.