Lucy walked into the guild covered in smoke and ash and she had a menacing look on her face which was making some of the Fairy Tail members cower in the corner.

"Alright! Where is he?!"

"Um who is he Lu-Chan?" asked Levy who was cowering behind Gajeel. Jet and Droy were behind Gajeel too but Gajeel didn't want them there...only Levy.

Who is he? As if she didn't know...

"That walking flamethrower! Natsu!"

Mira looked on from behind the bar and decided to speak up this time.

"What did he do this time Lucy?"

"The idiot burnt down my bookcase! Thankfully most of my books are safe but now I have to PAY for the DAMAGE HE caused!" Suddenly she saw him. A flash of pink from underneath the table.

Ah so that's where he's hiding. I'll find a way to get him out. Lucy thought to herself an evil grin starting to appear on her face. "Well I guess he didn't come here today." she said in a voice loud enough for him to hear "I guess Happy won't get this fish I bought him as a gift."

"FISH!" screamed Happy jumping up from his hiding spot.

"No Happy it's a trap!" said Natsu jumping up after him. "She doesn't really have any-" Natsu's sentence was cut short from him receiving a Lucy-kick to the face.

"There you are!" screamed Lucy. Then Lucy grabbed her whip and slammed him to the ground.

"Lucy! I'm sorry" said Natsu from where he was tied up on the floor.

"Fufufufufu"said Happy who was flying up from Lucy's reach. "She can't reach me from up here."

Unfortunately for Happy, Lucy heard and snapped around to glare at him. "You stupid cat!" She shouted "Get back here you were part of it."

Lucy used the whip on Natsu and it wrapped itself around him. She then proceeded to throw him into Happy and the two landed on a table where some fellow guild members were sitting. The members watched Lucy with wide eyes and slowly backed away as she made her way to the table.

Natsu tried to scramble on the floor. Had Lucy always been this scary? He glanced at Happy who was knocked out cold and was whispering something about fish. He looked back at Lucy and started crying. This would be the end of him. He knew it. Death by a 17 year old girl. His enemies would laugh at him and dance on his grave. Happy would cry and put a fish there every day. And maybe they would build him a memorial...

Hell naw. It wouldn't end like this. He stood up and stared at Lucy and did the only logical thing any other man would do. Beg for mercy.

"Lushheeee!" he cried. He hugged her knees tightly "I'm sorry! Happy and I were playing and we set fire to your bookcase and then you came and we got it out. So it's fine now. Please forgive me I'm sorry."

The men in the guild were soulless. Their pride just went straight out the window. Natsu would probably get another beatdown later. The girls however were wiping tears from their eyes. That was so sweet. Being the man to apologize. The men would get a beat down for giving Natsu a beatdown but not now. That's later.

"Natsu" Lucy breathes. She dropped her whip. "It's fine you're my best friend I can't stay mad at you forever."

"Awww" the girls chorused.

Just then the guild doors opened and Erza walked in. Everyone froze. She stared for 15 seconds while her mind registered what was going on.

"Natsu" she said in a low tone. A sword summoned in her hand and Natsu started to cry again. "How dare you try to take away a fair maidens value?! And you do it while I'm away for 2 weeks?!"

In the end the majority of Fairy Tails men ended up in the infirmary.

The End.