Hey guys! I decided to restart Hey Hey you you I don't like your Girlfriend, because I didn't like the way it turned out before, and it's a whole different plot line, so hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the plot(: oh and I don't own the song, Problem by Ariana Grande.

Chapter 1: May Maple


NOBODY'S POV:

And next, we have May Maple playing her new hit song, Problem, featuring Lance as back up and rapper Iris!

"Ohh! You guys! Come and see this! My cousin is finally on!" yelled Dawn, jumping up and down. Misty and Leaf rushed over to see what was happening. The three girls were just about to watch Dawn's cousin rock out on stage. That's right! Dawn's cousin is May Maple, the famous actress and singer!


Back at stage 1 with May Maple, her manager had a little talk with her before she started.

"May, we have to talk at the end of the show, there's something very important that we need to talk about." said Grace, her manager.

May looked confused, she never saw her manager this serious. Thinking it wasn't that bad, she pushed it aside and waited to be called up. Her hair was in low pigtails and she wore a red crop top with black metallic leggings, and black pumps. May made sure her microphone was working before she went on stage.

"HEY YA'LL, WHO"S READY TO SING?!" screamed May, which in return, she got a loud cheer from the crowd.

May held the microphone tightly as she started to sing,

Problem:

Uh huh!

It's Iris Iris!

I got one more problem with you girl!

one less one less! Problem.

May: Hey baby even though I hate ya, I wanna love ya!

I want you!

And even though I can't forgive you, I really want ta, I want youu,

Tell me, Tell me Baby, why can't you leave me?

Cause even though I shouldn't want it, I gotta have it, I want youu!

Head in the Clouds, got no weight on my shoulders,

I should be wiser and realize that I've got,

one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya!

May: I got one less one less problem,

one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya!

oMay: I got one less one less problem,

I know you're never gonna wake up, I gotta give up,

But it's youu!

I know I shouldn't ever call back or let you come back,

But it's youu!

Every time you touch me and say you love me,

I get a little bit breathless, I shouldn't want it,

But it's youu!

Head in the Clouds, got no weight on my shoulders,

I should be wiser and realize that I've got

One less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya,

May: I got one less one less problem

one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya,

May: I got one less one less problem

It's Iris Iris!
Uh! What you got?

Smart money bettin' I'll be better off without you in no time

I'll be forgettin all about you

Saying that you know but I really really doubt you

understand my life is easy when I ain't around you!

Iris Iris

To biggie to be here stressin'

I'm thinking I love the thought of you more than

I love your presence and the best thing

now is prolly for you to exit

I let you go let you back

I finally learned my lesson!

No half steppin'

either you want it or you just playin

I'm listening to you knowin I can't believe

what you're saying

There's a million you's baby boo

so don't be dumb I got

99 Problems but you won't be won

like what!

May: One less one less problem

one less one less problem

Head in the Clouds, got no weight on my shoulders

I should be wiser and realize that I've got...

One less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

May: I got one less one less problem

one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya

I got one less problem without ya

May: I got one less one less problem

one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya, I got one less problem without ya!

May: One less one less problem

I got one less one less problem, yeahhh!

May finished breathlessly with her fist in the air and the crowd cheering loudly.


Dawn, Misty, and Leaf all looked at the screen in awe, May Maple is their favorite singer after all! They all have posters of her hanging on their walls. They all share the same dorm room, with a fourth bed left to spare.


May was smiling happily as she went back stage, at least she was until she saw her manager's stern face.

"So what did you need to talk to me about?" asked May, still breathless from her performance, and all that she really wanted now was to go eat. "Can you wait a second so I can get some cookies?"

Grace sighed and clapped her hand over her eyes. She had absolutely no idea how May became a star, considering she was a real glutton. Of course, May never really showed that side of her on stage, but backstage, she was just like a normal teen with a some what normal life. Once they got back to Grace's office, Grace started explaining things.

"May, are you tired?"

"Yeah.."

"Are you hungry?"

"Yes.."

"Did you know that your grades are dropping?"

"Yeah... wait what?!" May sat up straight. "I never knew that! How can I raise them?" May doesn't really look like she cares about grades but she really does, and this could be a problem.

"...You're failing in every subject because you never have time for your homework! At this rate, you won't even be able to pass high school!" exclaimed Grace.

May groaned, "Then how am I supposed to raise them with all the concerts I have the upcoming weeks?! Not to mention, I just auditioned for the main part for a movie!"

"That's why I explained to the media, that May Maple will take a break from her celebrity life. You also got the part to the movie, but I asked them to postpone the movie shooting so you'll shoot the movie at the end of the year." said Grace.

"Then what am I supposed to do?!" asked May.

"You... are going to Rosewood High School."


So this is the new version of Hey Hey You You I don't like your girlfriend! Hope you liked the first chapter! It's almost summer for me, so I'll be able to update a lot! This story is now officially back on track! XD

~PurityMoon