Here is a one-sided conversation between Dib and Zim.
Who is narrating?
Well, you can decide.
Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of them.
I know no one like you as you know none like me.
Two of a kind, two birds of a feather
Only a murder of one shall set me free.
I never liked you as you never liked me.
But as it pains me to say
It must remain this way
Hatred, not love is what pulls me though the day.
The lingering dream that I shall be accepted…
You share the same dream, don't you?
But a dream is a dream, and only fools believe.
I am not a fool
But are you?
Has the world torn your soul to pieces yet?
Is your night filled with doubts and hidden tears?
No?
Then you are a liar.
Yes, I said you are a liar, don't argue.
I am not a morbid life form who simply waits for the sweet release of death.
…What did you say?
No, I am not suicidal.
Never was.
You know that.
I can always tell when something is about to happen.
When some one is about to die…
Pardon, were you asking something?
This?
Don't play dumb, this is a gun.
Am I going to kill you?
(Sarcastic)
No, I just like to invite my worst enemy to my home to show off a loaded gun that I won't fire.
Yes, I am making fun of you.
Do you have any last words?
Oh, don't bother.
Those restraints are impossible to break.
I'll ask again.
Any last words?
…Well that wasn't nice.
Good bye now.