A Yu Yu Hakusho Fairytale
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess in a faraway kingdom with beautiful sparkly bubblegum pink eyes given the wonderful name of Botan. Now Botan was the most wonderful and beautiful woman in all the lands with her gorgeous blue hair. There was not one blemish on her face nor a single fault in her wonderful body. She had a wonderful sense of humor and walked flawlessly with grace. Every man adored her, and every woman wanted to be her. She was so amazing and perfect.
One day while the gorgeous princess was sleeping on her soft bed, she heard a loud thunk from the hallway outside her bedroom door. Afraid of what it could be, she cautiously pulled her light pink sheets over her face and peeked out her eyes as if it were to protect her. It was quiet before she heard another loud thunk. This time the sound was even closer. She felt herself began to shake in fear.
Out of nowhere, the most horrible thief by the name of Kuwabara flung open the door. He was the ugliest creature in all the lands and had a face resembling that of a pig. The lovely Princess Botan let out a loud scream at the sight of him. She'd never seen anybody so ugly and so horrible. "What do you want, you freak?!" she screamed at the troll with her perfect voice.
"I have come to take you away, my princess, and ride you off on my noble stead, Yusuke, into the sunrise so beautiful it matches your lovely face!" the ugly thief told and grabbed her lovely arm, pulling her out of her bed with force. She let out another loud, beautiful scream.
"Alas!" yelled the handsome Prince Hiei with amazing black spiky hair as he jumped through Princess Botan's window, shattering the glass everywhere. "You shall not have my Princess!" Princess Botan's eyes lit up at the sight of her three-eyed hero. He was the most handsome man in all the lands. He was every woman's greatest desire. "Unhand her!"
"And if I do not?" The ugly thief, Kuwabara, let out an evil laugh. Prince Hiei gave him a deadly glare and drew his sword. "Wait!" the ugly thief spoke as he fell to his knees before the handsome Prince. "Prince Hiei! I have fallen for you!" Prince Hiei twitched a little. "So you do not return my affections?" the ugly thief asked with watery eyes.
"All my love is to Princess Botan!" the handsome prince declared and swung his sword through the ugly thief's neck, leaving his blood to splatter on the walls of the royal room.
"My hero!" the beautiful Princess Botan spoke while throwing her arms around the handsome prince in a beautiful embrace.
"Hn," the Prince replied and kissed his beautiful princess. They got married and lived happily ever after together.