So...I got bored. This is what came out.
Iggy: Yep...
Me: I present to you, Maximum Ride: The Angel Expirement, in a nutshell.
Maximum Ride book 1, in a nutshell:
Max: Hey! We're a bunch of bird-kids being chased by mutant wolf type things we call Erasers just to confuse people and make them thing we're wimps running from the little pink things on the tops of pencils.
((Erasers take Angel))
Max: Because I am the bossy parental figure, I say we go save her even though this is obviously a trap and everything's going to blow up in my face. All opposed? No? Good. Now, you can't come because your blind and you can't because you smell funny. But, I will however allow the jabber-jaws nine year old--
Nudge: Eleven.
Max: Whatever, come and also the dashingly handsome, dark-brooding-emo boy because I have an enormous crush on him but I'm just too stubborn to admit it.
Fang: Um, you do? Max: Moving on now.
Fang: o.O
((They fly to California, various mishaps along they delay them as Angel is experimented on multiple times and Max gets shot and pigs out on delicious cookies))
Max: Now we're in a science lab saving Angel using a convenient flock of predatory birds. Oh, and I also found that the man I thought was dead for two years is actually not dead and I'm destined to save all of humanity. Weird, huh?
Fang: Quite…
Max: Alright, now we have to go to New York.
Fang: Why? Max: Because I said so.
((They fly to New York in a relatively short period of time))
Max: Now that we're here we're going to go right into the psycho scientists hands by showing up on their doorstep. Fang: Is that a good idea? Max: Of course it is. I'm the bossy parental figure, remember?
Fang: Ah, yes…
((They wander around New York, various things happen, they meet a computer geek that gripes at them because Max's weird chip thingy messes up his computer that shares the same name with a cool guy))
Voice: Hello Max.
Max: OMG!!
Fang: You okay? Max: Is it bad if you hear a voice in your head that nobody else hears?
Fang: Yes…
Max: Uh-oh.
((They randomly decide to go to a beach and Erasers attack. Ari beats the snot out of Fang))
Max: Oh no! Fang's hurt! I must reveal my love for him while he's critically injured so maybe he won't remember it even though the flock is standing right there! -kisses Fang-
Fang: Ow. WTF was that about?
Max: -blushes- Um…nothing. Fang: Riiight…
((They decide to break into a lab and find many assorted mutants that really have no apparent reason being down there and are somehow still alive even though most are only supposed to live a day if not less. Ari, the afore mentioned Eraser somehow linked to their past, shows up. Max and Ari fight. Max wins.))
Max: Darn. I think I just killed my mortal enemy because he's a big hairy wolf man(almost as hairy as Edward Cullen)with no sense of balance and/or bad traction on his boots.
Jeb: YOU JUST KILLED YOUR BROTHER!! -sobs-
Max: I did? Wait, that means--
Flock: Ew, gross.
Fang: Uh, yeah.
Max: -shudder- So, anyway, now we will go to Washington, DC to continue looking for our pasts and doing exactly what the evil scientists want us to do. (Because I'm still the bossy parental figure.)
Fang: -eye roll-
~END~
So, if you all like this one, I might do one for SoF, StWaOES, tFW, MAX and various other books that I like. So, review if you like it.
Iggy: I think it captures Max's bossy side perfectly.
Me: Yeah...And, yes, I was poking fun at the series, but not because I don't like it, I love MR, it's just...sort of a parody. I guess. A spoof. Whatever. -shrugs-
Iggy: 'You cant' come because your blind'...Thanks a ton.
Me: Well, that's why. -shrugs- Just goin' from the book.
Iggy: -glares-
R&R??