Title: Infirmary Musings
Author: Jemma
Story Status: Complete
Series/Sequel Info: None
Season: None
Spoilers: None
Categories: Erm...friendship...possible hint at flirtation!!
Pairings: Sam and Jack, Jack and Janet
Rating: T
Content Warnings: Rubbing...nothing pornographic!! Get your minds out of the gutter!!!
Summary: Jack, Janet, a hospital gown and a little bit of rubbing.
Archive Permissions: Please ask
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters relating to Stargate. They belong to MGM and any of their associates. I'm just playing around with them for a little while!
Authors Note: For all the guys at Saturday night Jackfic chat!!

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'Come on Colonel...just sit up will you?'

Lots of grumbling

'Thank you sir,' I say smugly as I prep my needle for penetration. (Grin from author!)

'Yeah yeah...whatever. Just get on with it, eh doc?'

'Sure thing sir, just lift up your gown for me?'

He had no choice...it was either this or a week in the infirmary. So, he did it. Lifted up his tacky hospital gown to reveal his backside for the doc.

'Thank you sir.'

Yeah yeah. Don't sound so smug about it doc, he thought to himself.

Rubbing the foul smelling liquid into the firmness that was the Colonel's butt, Janet allowed herself a little grin.

Damn, Sam is one lucky woman, Janet groaned internally.

'Hey, doc? You just about done feeling the firmness of my posterior?'

'Yes sir...just a minute.'

Flicking the needle a couple of times I slowly slide it into his left butt cheek with great pleasure...

'OK sir, I'm all done,' I say as I pull his gown down over his backside.

'Thank you.'

He doesn't sound best-pleased...but then again; he never does when he's here.

'Listen Doc...I gotta get goin. Carter's working out with me in the gym in 10 minutes.'

'Sure Colonel, you're free to go. Just check back in at some point before the end of the day.'

'Sure,' he replies as he pulls the curtain across to change out of that very, very appealing hospital gown. A couple of minutes later he reappears.

'Later doc.'

'Bye Colonel.'

As he leaves I watch his firm and tight backside, rather than him. Damn I am so jealous of Sam. She gets to walk on a treadmill for the next hour staring at that.

Sigh.

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That's it!! I've done it!! Finito!! Hope you've enjoyed it, and as always...FEEDBACK me:)

12/10/2002