Your name is Dirk Strider. You are now sitting on your couch watching a movie with your boyfriend, Jake English. You are watching a crappy movie that you don't even know the title to because Jake chose it.
"What is the name of this movie?" You say.
"Haven't you seen this movie before? I'm not telling." Jake says. God, his accent is hot.
"Whatever. I don't care." You say, being your ignorant self. Soon, Jake falls asleep and you carry him to bed. You kiss his forehead and go to watch t.v.
You are now Jake English. You are Dirk Strider's boyfriend. You are pissed because Dirk won't leave you alone about you not telling him the title of the movie. God, why does he have to be so naggy?
"Tell me!" He sounds like a girl who got left out while the two prissy chicks gossiped.
"Hell no." You say. "Find out for yourself!".
You hear Dirk cuss under his breath as he walks away. You are getting more and more annoyed.
I WILL TRY TO FINISH THIS...
SOON
MAYBE
IM NOT SURE IF ITS ANY GOOD
PLEASE TELL MEH, UNICORNS!
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