Chapter I
My Noob Life
Suddenly there was a light shining through the sky. As I rubbed my eyes, I could see a sign saying, "Welcome to the world of Runescape". "What could this mean? What is the world of Runescape?" then suddenly a man appeared saying, "move it noob!" I wondered what a noob was. Then, I decided to get help from anyone I could meet. Luckily, the first person I actually made contact with was the governor of the huge and glamorous Lumbridge castle. The governor was nice to tell me that mining smithing fishing and cooking along with woodcutting were some good ways of making money. I decided to take fishing and cooking as a business. The governor told me to go to Draynor village. I asked for a map at the general store of Lumbridge. The storekeeper had so many that he decided to give me not one, but two for free! He said I could use the first one to mark where I was and the second one to identify where I needed to go. Then when I was looking for Draynor village a person suddenly rushed to me and gave me 25 gold coins, a bronze axe, a bronze pick axe and some other stuff useful for a "noob". As he adventured toward Draynor village, he decided to fight a goblin with his armor. He nearly died and if it were not for his loaf of bread after the battle, he would have fainted. Luckily, Draynor village was near.
When I advanced to the fishing spots, I deposited every thing except his armor and small fishing net in the nearby bank of Draynor. I went to the fishing spot and started to cast his net when a willow log form a nearby tree started to drop, none of the lumberjacks noticed, as the log was loose. None of the fishermen noticed either when the log suddenly dropped and was heading straight for my backside. Then a lumberjack noticed and yelled, "Watch out Cheesyjohn!" I looked behind me and then ducked as I saw the willow log heading for my face. The log just missed me and I just missed a catch. The lumberjack was by the name of Iron mage88. As he apologized, I just said, "whatever" and continued fishing. When I was done fishing, I went to the bank and deposited my first batch of fish. I used my time wisely on fishing and learned from experience that you can catch more fish by letting them come to you not you coming to them. When the bronze axe in my bank started looking useful, I started to cut down trees as a job. I sold these logs at the general store for a hefty price. As I got experience in woodcutting, I moved on to oak trees, a bigger and harder tree. These logs sold for even more than the regular logs! I used this experience to my advantage. I kept on chopping oak logs until night. Then I took a last swing of the axe, clumsily traveled to the bank deposited my inventory and took a last swing of water before sleeping on the nice cool grass. "Ah!" I said as I washed the cool water over my face. Some players were already awake chopping down trees and fishing. I went to the bank and cooked my fish for a nice meal in the cool grass. When I was done with my meal of shrimps and bread with a vial of water I started fishing again. When I got bored of fishing anchovies and shrimp I bought a fishing rod and some bait and tried my hand at baiting. Baiting was easier than netting fish. I caught lots of sardines and herring. I used lots of bait. Luckily, Gerrant, the man who ran the fishing business was kind enough to pay me a price that would profit me. When I asked how did you gain profit if you give all this profited to other players he responded, " I make more money from the people selling the fish to me cheap and buying my other fish more expensive, its like a business trade" I just shrugged and went back to fishing. I started to get a little bored though. Then, I noticed a willow tree nearby I banked my fish and got my axe out. Now by now I had a number of gold coins. I was not rich but I had 1149 gold from selling logs and my hard-earned fish. Then I noticed I was not getting many logs. I decided to buy a new axe. I had heard that the third best weapon type in Runescape. Luckily, there was my friend Iron mage88 nearby selling mithril hatchets. He said that I could buy these axes 500 each. I gladly bought one and used it to chop down trees. When I tried, wielding it would not let me. I just did not have the skill to. So, that is why I was hooked on fighting goblins and other creatures to improve my attack level and my strength level along with defense. Man, I was tired but I got high enough to wield black weapons. My hands were bleeding; the iron armor I got was dented all over. My rusty steel scimitar was soaked with blood and flesh from slashing through the creatures I slain. I traveled back to the bank to deposit everything I had, and then I knew my life would end soon so I took out my steel scimitar and fought one goblin, that killed me.
I thought that the life in me ended. But seems that if you die in the world of Runescape you come back to life again. I kept the best three items I had. Now it was night, the shops were closed and the fish swam away back to the ocean to sleep in the seabeds and I took a nice nap on the grass not disturbed and will never be for today.
"Roar!" I heard from the night's sky. I had been awoken by a riot of goblins. I quickly sat up and saw a rushing clan of ogres and goblins charging at me. There was also a riot nearby. I ran west just dodging the dust and feet that trampled everything in their path. By now, I was a level 23 fighting goblins and warriors. I ventured to Varrock, the main city in Runescape. I fought a group of dark wizards trying to cast darkness over the land. Many others joined in to fight along side. We, after a long and tiring battle killed all the dark wizards and became friends during the long battle. I made three friends from that battle, csword345 vicecity99 and phenix20. I am now level 32 I trained my strength and my attack to 20 and my defense 16. After the battle, I went to a bar nearby and drank until it was the break of dawn. I had heard that there was a battle going on in the nearby village of barbarians. First, I my friend csword345 gave me what is called full "mith" (short for mithril) for taking the kill of a wizard that nearly killed him 3 times. When I asked him why, he said I am a pure and pure's do not wear good armor. Since I already had a mithril b-axe, I took some extra defense training in the goblins nearby and got high enough to wear my mith armor. My mith armor was stronger than my steel armor, therefore providing me with excellent protection.
Chapter I
The battle of Edgeville
When I went to fight the barbarians, I went back to the bank to get my fly-fishing rod and feathers that I bought at the fishing store just before. I fished my self salmon and trout for fighting against the barbarians. The combination of my mithril armor and my food was an excellent defense the barbarians were too strong and too many in number. There were many people wanting the glory and I was one of them the barbarians out numbered the people 100 to 1 the ratio overwhelmed us and we lost a suffering defeat. The barbarians took Edgeville over and used it as a base for training prisoners and other barbarians for battle.
The next day I dozed off in the Blue Moon Inn of Varrock. This time many more barbarians were there to battle and the risk was far more dangerous. I trained my strength level as my friends did on the dark wizards. I also got runes. I learned that runes were used for magic. Mean while as I was going back to the bank to deposit my items I noticed a bow and arrows on the ground. I picked them up. I started practicing my archery on dark wizards. While ranging I learned that it was better to take armor off when battling mages and using ranging. I was fatigued after the fight, I feared that all my armor would be stolen so I just found I nice place to lie down and fainted on that spot. When I woke up I just went back to sleep due to my sleep-tolerant days.
Second Day
When I woke up I quickly remembered the battle of Edgeville. This time I was prepared. I had a mithril scimitar instead of my b-axe because I learned that scimmys hit faster although they are weaker. I got the scimmy by trading my mithril b-axe for the scimmy and 700 coins. This time the barbarians were already attacking Varrock. I had no time to fish so I had to go to the store and buy my fish. When I was done buying my fish a barbarian smashed the door open through an iron throwing- axe at my head. I quickly dodged it only to find out that the wall was broken by the smash. I quickly ran up to the barbarian and charged at it with my scimmy in my hand raised and ready to kill. I killed that barbarian easily but there reinforcements brought light artillery such as weak cannons that fired random objects. There artillery proved weak but it was effective enough to keep us at a distance until I saw my friend Iron mage88 charging and taking damage. Quickly, I changed into a ranging uniform and took down any barbarian that stalled him from getting to the cannon. Unfortunately, he did not get to the cannon but he got close enough to make his ranging uniform effective enough to take down small loads of 3-9 out of 50 reinforcements.
Glory charge
Suddenly I saw my self running through the barbarians slashing through them, and dodging all the artillery shots and making my way for the cannon. Suddenly I heard a "roar!" behind me and turned back to see my other 3 friends charging then suddenly more people and more and more and more came to charge along side. Many of us were hit, including me but we drove them back the around the quarter before many of us went for another charge, this time our charge was not enough, we lost to much strength in our last charge. The barbarians gained more reinforcements to aid them in their win but then suddenly out of nowhere a rain of arrows were showered upon our enemies. I turned around to see my long lost pal, phenix20 he was killed in the glory charge but he was strong enough to kill 20 barbarians before he was slaughtered. He started what is called the great ranging revolution, which was the most concentrated group of archers only. This huge revolution caused the great difference in the 2cd day of battle as long as part of the glory charge number 2, this caused many warriors to survive and push back the barbarians to only half way from there village and our city.