This story will be multiple parodies of the song Brotherly Love by Gred and Forge, using pairings that we sometimes ship in our roleplay. We highly recommend listening to that song BEFORE you read this. Enjoy and review!
Remy and Siri in the Shrieking Shack
Sexual tension isn't what they lack
They're watching the Trio figure out what happened-again
Then suddenly, it's just too much
They know they just have to touch
They stand up and embrace with "Brotherly Love" Yeah, right!
Brotherly love- what they don't got
Brotherly love's just not as hot
Unrelated Love, it's the forum's way
Zefron and Drakey in outer space
They thought it was just the place
To test-run their new Pigfarts themed condoms-oh, boy
We'll admit it was pretty hot
Anti-gravity help's a lot
When there's a lack of a Chamber of Secrets
Unrelated Love, it's what they've got!
Unrelated Love, though Drake's a snot!
Unrelated Love, it's our forum's way
Snape and Harry in the potions lab
Harry thinks Snapey's hair is really fab
He felt that he just had to stroke it
Suddenly, Harry tripped
Together, the couple tipped
Now Harry knows more 'bout chemistry
Unrelated love it's what they had
Unrelated Love, now Ginny's sad
Unrelated love, it's our forum's way
Now back to our Wolfstar friends
Their shagging still sees no ends
They wish they'd done this all through school
Pretty soon, the sun comes up
Remy smirks at his favorite pup
Hopefully, Tonks will never know-'cause
Brotherly Love they just ain't got
Brotherly Love's just not as hot
Unrelated Love it's our forum's way
Unrelated love-what we've all got
Though you may think that we're on pot
Unrelated Love, it's our forum's way
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