From Queen Malka to Queen Silka:
It is Turkey day at Hive 18 today. We are trying to understand our human friends from the Milky-way galaxy by celebrating one of their holidays. It all Lt. Commander Larruz fault, he was reading a self help book and it said to understand other your should 'walk a mile in their shoes,' which sounds interesting to me.
This morning entertainment has consisted of watching the top Lieutenants try to catch one of the local wild turkeys. After chasing it for about an hour, they final gave up after the thing went up a tree. A couple of them did try to throw some small objects at it to try and get it to come down with no success.
Commander Sam eventually took pity on them and gave them a frozen turkey. Where he got it, I don't know.
So now they are trying to figure out how to cook it. I already had to take their stunners away because their first idea was to just keep shooting it till it cooked. Now they seem to be building some kind of contraption to lower the bird down into a vat of boiling oil.
I am watching them from a safe distance, and I am wondering if they know that lowering a frozen bird into a vat of hot oil is a recipe for disaster.
Oh, well at least they are a good distance from my hive or facility and we wraith do have that wonder healing ability. *watching her wraith boys try to blow things up on accident*