The Pizza Show
Introduction
(Camera moves down a staircase and turns right. It moves through a doorway and zooms in on three girls;two teenagers and a pre-teen.
The first teen is about five and a half feet tall with curly brown hair that goes down to her shoulders and big,greyish eyes with round,red glasses. She is wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt with a picture of a kitty hawk(kitten with hawk wings)on it.
The second girl looks identical to the first,only her hair is untidy and her eyes are meaner-looking. She is also wearing blue jeans,only hers are faded and tattered,and a blue t-shirt that says "Bad to the Bone" on it.
The third girl looks nothing like the other two. She is about a head shorter then the other two,and she has straight brown hair growing past her shoulders. When she smiles you can see shiny silver braces on her teeth. She is also wearing faded jeans,and a purple tye-dye shirt.)
First Girl:*Sitting on the couch with an orange soda in her hand having a staring contest with the Third Girl*
Second Girl:*Sitting in front of the couch with a Nintendo 64 controller in her hands,apparently playing a game.* *Looks at the camera and nudges First Girl.* *New York Accent*Sage!
First Girl(Sage):*Continues staring contest. No reply*
Second Girl:Yo!
Sage:*Still no reply*
Second Girl:*Rolls her eyes,then has an idea*OMIGOD,IT'S DELIGHTFUL DONN!!!
Sage:*Breaks eye contact with third girl and jumps to her feet,looking around excitedly*WHERE?!?!
Second Girl:That got your attention.
Sage:You mean Donn wasn't here? Awwww...*pouts*Well,what did you want?
Second Girl:*Points at camera*
Sage:*Looks at camera*Oh,you're finally here! Hi everybody! Welcome to the introduction of...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*Trumpet fanfare plays in the background*
Second Girl:Uhh,Sage?
Sage:Yes?
Second Girl:Why exactly is it called The Pizza Show?
Sage:Because I like pizza!^_^
Second Girl:...........
Sage:Well anyway,let me introduce myself. I am Sage Saria. You can just call me Sage. You probably know me from my work in the Yu-Gi-Oh! field. I've written some dark and dramatic stuff like "Lost Quest,""Darkness of the Past,"and "The Millenium Scarab,"but I've also written a few sillyfics;"Duel or Die" and "Sneezies and Wheezies and Chibis,Oh My!" This...*claps Second Girl on the shoulder*is my dark side,or Yami,as we call them in Yu-Gi-Oh! You can call her Yami Sage. Say hello,Yami.
Yami Sage:Hi...
Sage:And that crazy--
Third Girl:*Ahem!*Insane.
Sage:Right,sorry. That *insane* girl over there is my bestest best friend in the whole wide world,Rowan!
Rowan:*Waves excitedly*Hello there! Hi there! Hi! Hello! Hi!
Sage:Folks on ff.net probaby know her as Rini-chan. She is the authoress of sillyfics like "Fangirls on Sugar,""Lord of the Stuff,"and "The Pancake Show,"which this show is based on.
Rowan:Insanity! Fun!!! ^_^
Sage:*trying to sound mysterious*So,you're probably wondering why you are here.
Yami Sage:I know I am.
Sage:Quiet,you!*whacks Yami Sage lightly on the head with a giant inflatable mallet with the Powerpuff Girls on it*
Yami Sage:Ow..._*
Sage:Anyway,why are we here?
Rowan:*Beeps Sage's nose*(Dogma reference. I don't own Dogma. My mom owns a Dogma DVD,though ^_^)
Sage:*Blinks**To audience*Why are YOU here?
Rowan:*Also to audience*You are here because you clicked on the title!
Sage:*Ahem!*Well,as you know,once upon a time...
Yami Sage:In a galaxy far far away...
Sage:*Ignors her*There was a fanfiction called "The Pencil Show." In that show,the two hostesses,Hika and Doodles,would kidnap random Lord of the Rings characters and force them to reveal their most terrible secrets!*Evil laugh. Thunderclap in the distance*
Yami Sage:*sweatdrops*And I thought I was good at being evil...
Rowan: Okay, so they didn't really reveal their most terrible secrets...
Sage: But there were secrets revealed! Anyway,this show went on for a long time...until one day...The Pencil Show was taken off of Fanfiction.net.
Yami Sage and Rowan:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sage:But then,five thousand years later...
Yami Sage:Wrong movie,Aibou.
Sage:Ok,ok,it was only about a month or so. But however long later,Rowan*Rowan waves*wrote a parody of The Pencil Show. It was called The Pancake Show.
Rowan:Spiffy!
Sage:The only difference between--
Yami Sage:ONLY difference???
Sage:Ok,there were a lot of things different. Anyway,in The Pancake Show,random book characters were kidnapped and forced to spend a day with Rowan,her annoying,annoying,annoying little brother,Cory,and her also- annoying big brother--
Rowan:Made-up also-annoying big brother.
Sage:--Andro.
Yami Sage:You made up a big brother just for the show? You're wierd...
Rowan:Thank you!^_^
Sage:Well,technically Yami,you're made-up too...
Yami Sage:...
Sage:Anyway,now,in the present,I bring you a parody of the parody! I bring you...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!!*trumpet fanfare*
Yami Sage:Didn't we do that already?
Rowan: THE PIZZA SHOW! *trumpet fanfare*
Sage:Yeah,we just like saying "The Pizza Show"*trumpet fanfare*so that we get the fanfare. ^_^
Yami Sage:Like the Kuriboh?*thunderclap*
Rowan:Yeah! KURIBOH! *thunderclap*
Sage:Anyway,here on The Pizza Show*trumpet fanfare*we gather one or two
Rowan:Or three or four or...
Yami Sage:-_-' We get the point.
Sage:Characters from a random Anime,and like in The Pancake Show,make them spend the day with us!
Rowan: Aw, The Pancake Show doesn't get anything? *pouts*
Sage:THE PANCAKE SHOW!!!*Boing!*
Rowan: ^_^ Arigatou!! THE PANCAKE SHOW! *boing!*
Yami Sage:-_-'
Sage:*looks at watch*Omigosh! We've spent so much time with our babbly history lesson that we've run out of time.
Rowan: Oh no! *loudly* I guess we'll just have to wait until next episode! *look meaningfully at Sage*
Sage:Eh o_o?
Rowan: *rolls eyes* I mean get typing on the next chapter, silly!
Sage:Oh yeah! ^_^ Well,I'll see ya'll on the next episode of...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*Trumpet fanfare*
Yami Sage:Help me...
Credits roll while playing Epsilon's theme from Twin Signal(A/N:VERY silly theme LOL)
(~##*!$!)$^*&@#%!%)!&$%!)#*%^!_!_!+!~^~_%^~_!@&$&~_~&^(^)(&)
Oops! I'm not quite done here! I forgot to mention that beyond the line you just saw,there will be a brief encyclopedia of inside jokes. There's one in each episode. So here's the inside joke list for today.
Delightful Donn:My classmate in Theater. Cute blonde guy. Good actor. Really funny. Need I say more?
Kuriboh:Half an inside joke. In Chedder Bob's "The Nightmare Chapters,"a Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction,there was a chapter where Bakura was being persued by a Kuriboh,and every time someone said the word "Kuriboh,"there was a thunderclap. Hee hee ^_^ Kuriboh cute.
Ok,that's REALLY it for this episode. Join us next time on...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*trumpet fanfare*
Credits roll again playing Epsilon's theme.
Introduction
(Camera moves down a staircase and turns right. It moves through a doorway and zooms in on three girls;two teenagers and a pre-teen.
The first teen is about five and a half feet tall with curly brown hair that goes down to her shoulders and big,greyish eyes with round,red glasses. She is wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt with a picture of a kitty hawk(kitten with hawk wings)on it.
The second girl looks identical to the first,only her hair is untidy and her eyes are meaner-looking. She is also wearing blue jeans,only hers are faded and tattered,and a blue t-shirt that says "Bad to the Bone" on it.
The third girl looks nothing like the other two. She is about a head shorter then the other two,and she has straight brown hair growing past her shoulders. When she smiles you can see shiny silver braces on her teeth. She is also wearing faded jeans,and a purple tye-dye shirt.)
First Girl:*Sitting on the couch with an orange soda in her hand having a staring contest with the Third Girl*
Second Girl:*Sitting in front of the couch with a Nintendo 64 controller in her hands,apparently playing a game.* *Looks at the camera and nudges First Girl.* *New York Accent*Sage!
First Girl(Sage):*Continues staring contest. No reply*
Second Girl:Yo!
Sage:*Still no reply*
Second Girl:*Rolls her eyes,then has an idea*OMIGOD,IT'S DELIGHTFUL DONN!!!
Sage:*Breaks eye contact with third girl and jumps to her feet,looking around excitedly*WHERE?!?!
Second Girl:That got your attention.
Sage:You mean Donn wasn't here? Awwww...*pouts*Well,what did you want?
Second Girl:*Points at camera*
Sage:*Looks at camera*Oh,you're finally here! Hi everybody! Welcome to the introduction of...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*Trumpet fanfare plays in the background*
Second Girl:Uhh,Sage?
Sage:Yes?
Second Girl:Why exactly is it called The Pizza Show?
Sage:Because I like pizza!^_^
Second Girl:...........
Sage:Well anyway,let me introduce myself. I am Sage Saria. You can just call me Sage. You probably know me from my work in the Yu-Gi-Oh! field. I've written some dark and dramatic stuff like "Lost Quest,""Darkness of the Past,"and "The Millenium Scarab,"but I've also written a few sillyfics;"Duel or Die" and "Sneezies and Wheezies and Chibis,Oh My!" This...*claps Second Girl on the shoulder*is my dark side,or Yami,as we call them in Yu-Gi-Oh! You can call her Yami Sage. Say hello,Yami.
Yami Sage:Hi...
Sage:And that crazy--
Third Girl:*Ahem!*Insane.
Sage:Right,sorry. That *insane* girl over there is my bestest best friend in the whole wide world,Rowan!
Rowan:*Waves excitedly*Hello there! Hi there! Hi! Hello! Hi!
Sage:Folks on ff.net probaby know her as Rini-chan. She is the authoress of sillyfics like "Fangirls on Sugar,""Lord of the Stuff,"and "The Pancake Show,"which this show is based on.
Rowan:Insanity! Fun!!! ^_^
Sage:*trying to sound mysterious*So,you're probably wondering why you are here.
Yami Sage:I know I am.
Sage:Quiet,you!*whacks Yami Sage lightly on the head with a giant inflatable mallet with the Powerpuff Girls on it*
Yami Sage:Ow..._*
Sage:Anyway,why are we here?
Rowan:*Beeps Sage's nose*(Dogma reference. I don't own Dogma. My mom owns a Dogma DVD,though ^_^)
Sage:*Blinks**To audience*Why are YOU here?
Rowan:*Also to audience*You are here because you clicked on the title!
Sage:*Ahem!*Well,as you know,once upon a time...
Yami Sage:In a galaxy far far away...
Sage:*Ignors her*There was a fanfiction called "The Pencil Show." In that show,the two hostesses,Hika and Doodles,would kidnap random Lord of the Rings characters and force them to reveal their most terrible secrets!*Evil laugh. Thunderclap in the distance*
Yami Sage:*sweatdrops*And I thought I was good at being evil...
Rowan: Okay, so they didn't really reveal their most terrible secrets...
Sage: But there were secrets revealed! Anyway,this show went on for a long time...until one day...The Pencil Show was taken off of Fanfiction.net.
Yami Sage and Rowan:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sage:But then,five thousand years later...
Yami Sage:Wrong movie,Aibou.
Sage:Ok,ok,it was only about a month or so. But however long later,Rowan*Rowan waves*wrote a parody of The Pencil Show. It was called The Pancake Show.
Rowan:Spiffy!
Sage:The only difference between--
Yami Sage:ONLY difference???
Sage:Ok,there were a lot of things different. Anyway,in The Pancake Show,random book characters were kidnapped and forced to spend a day with Rowan,her annoying,annoying,annoying little brother,Cory,and her also- annoying big brother--
Rowan:Made-up also-annoying big brother.
Sage:--Andro.
Yami Sage:You made up a big brother just for the show? You're wierd...
Rowan:Thank you!^_^
Sage:Well,technically Yami,you're made-up too...
Yami Sage:...
Sage:Anyway,now,in the present,I bring you a parody of the parody! I bring you...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!!*trumpet fanfare*
Yami Sage:Didn't we do that already?
Rowan: THE PIZZA SHOW! *trumpet fanfare*
Sage:Yeah,we just like saying "The Pizza Show"*trumpet fanfare*so that we get the fanfare. ^_^
Yami Sage:Like the Kuriboh?*thunderclap*
Rowan:Yeah! KURIBOH! *thunderclap*
Sage:Anyway,here on The Pizza Show*trumpet fanfare*we gather one or two
Rowan:Or three or four or...
Yami Sage:-_-' We get the point.
Sage:Characters from a random Anime,and like in The Pancake Show,make them spend the day with us!
Rowan: Aw, The Pancake Show doesn't get anything? *pouts*
Sage:THE PANCAKE SHOW!!!*Boing!*
Rowan: ^_^ Arigatou!! THE PANCAKE SHOW! *boing!*
Yami Sage:-_-'
Sage:*looks at watch*Omigosh! We've spent so much time with our babbly history lesson that we've run out of time.
Rowan: Oh no! *loudly* I guess we'll just have to wait until next episode! *look meaningfully at Sage*
Sage:Eh o_o?
Rowan: *rolls eyes* I mean get typing on the next chapter, silly!
Sage:Oh yeah! ^_^ Well,I'll see ya'll on the next episode of...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*Trumpet fanfare*
Yami Sage:Help me...
Credits roll while playing Epsilon's theme from Twin Signal(A/N:VERY silly theme LOL)
(~##*!$!)$^*&@#%!%)!&$%!)#*%^!_!_!+!~^~_%^~_!@&$&~_~&^(^)(&)
Oops! I'm not quite done here! I forgot to mention that beyond the line you just saw,there will be a brief encyclopedia of inside jokes. There's one in each episode. So here's the inside joke list for today.
Delightful Donn:My classmate in Theater. Cute blonde guy. Good actor. Really funny. Need I say more?
Kuriboh:Half an inside joke. In Chedder Bob's "The Nightmare Chapters,"a Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction,there was a chapter where Bakura was being persued by a Kuriboh,and every time someone said the word "Kuriboh,"there was a thunderclap. Hee hee ^_^ Kuriboh cute.
Ok,that's REALLY it for this episode. Join us next time on...THE PIZZA SHOW!!!*trumpet fanfare*
Credits roll again playing Epsilon's theme.