This is a pilot episode and I'll probably use the jokes in this again in other episodes so you don't really have to read this since it was mre of a test

These questions and names are made up don't flame at the answers ok if you don't like it deal with it and Kaida is the presenter also the first chapter will be pretty crap since I didn't want to take all the good funny questions.

"Hello and welcome to the first episode of asking the ninjas!" Kaida cried "All of our beloved Naruto characters are here in the peanut gallery!" some of the cast gave a small wave at the camera but they didn't look at all like they wanted to be there. "All of our villains have agreed to stick to verbal abuse so we won't be seeing any bloodshed tonight folks!" there were loud groans from the audience and half of them left. Kaida gave the retreating audience an irritated look. "Now our first question is for my good friend Sakura!"

"I don't want to be here and I'm not your friend I don't even know you!" Sakura screamed.

"Do you want these pictures of Sasuke or not bitch?" Kaida asked.

"BESTIES!" she cried in reply.

Hey Sakura I love your hair where do you get the dye for it?
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"Well I buy it at- WAIT, I MEAN my hair colour is completely natural!" scowled Sakura.

"She dyed it to draw attention away from her big forehead!" came a cry from the back.

While Sakura ran down the back to beat Ino to a pulp Kaida moved on to the next question.

"This question is for Itachi!"

Dear Itachi pleeeeaaase make up with Sasuke and also will you marry me?
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"What kind of question is that? Here, let me see it?" Itachi grabbed the card from Kaida's hand, "There are actually people like that? Listen here, I am an emotionally void antagonist who hates everything ESPECIALY MY BROTHER and let me make something very clear... I will not marry you, my brother, the blond haired freak, the pink haired slut, Kisame or any other Akatsuki member-"

15 Hours Later

"-Your OC, the Easter Bunny, Furbees and most of all, Beanie Babies!"

Kaida dropped back into her seat. "Ok you can sit back down now. And our next question is for..." Kaida glanced at the next piece of paper. "The main character, Naruto!"

"Yahoo! Uzumaki Naruto is here! Believe it!" Naruto yelled, making a big scene. "I can't wait for my question from my fan girls!"

"Naruto," Kaida interrupted, "You don't have fan girls." she pulled out a chart board from nowhere and put on a pair of glasses to make herself look smarter. She picked up a pointer and pulled down a pie chart. "This pie chart is made up of the Naruto girl fanbase, 1% of them don't love anyone, 1% more refuse to admit they do, Gaara holds 40% of this fanbase as does Sasuke." She explained. "10% belongs to Neji and the remaining 9% belong to all the other boys in Naruto except for you."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! So... so... so Sai even has more fangirls than me? Don't I have any?" Wailed Naruto.

"Well," Kaida pushed the specs back up her nose, trying to look even more intelligent (and failing). "There was a small percentage but it was so small we didn't count it."

"What? What is it? Tell me what it is!"

"Are you sure you want to hear it?"

"YES!"

"You're not going to like it."

"Tell me what it is!"

Kaida cleared her throat "It's 0. (x1000) 000000000000001." She looked over to see everyone snoring, veins bulged on her forehead. She calmly picked up the mic and walked over to the speakers and put the mic up against it. A loud screech wailed through the room. "Wakey, wakey everyone! On to Naruto's question!"

Hey Naruto, why don't you just admit that Kiba is awesome? I mean, just check out that face paint, it makes him look so cool. And when he rides on Akamaru wearing sunglasses he looks so bad ass, so just say it. Kiba rocks.
From - Totally Not Kiba

"EEEEEEEEEEEEH! Kiba this is from you!" cried Naruto.

"No it's not! See? It says 'totally not Kiba'!" Kiba grinned.

"He's right, Naruto."

"Agreed!"

Everyone began laughing behind his back.

"Now you have to say it." Kaida teased in a sing-songy voice.

"HELL NO!" Naruto went Kyuubi and began tearing up the studio as Yammato tried to suppress him.

"Bwaaah! That's it for tonight folks! Send in more of your questions and tune in again! Bwaaaaaah! Naruto put that down! NICE DEMON!" cried Kaida before the transmission was cut.

OK I know for a first chapter it sucked but please R&R it will get funnier

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