Hello and welcome again to Violent News, today our reporter Susan Ribbles is on live in London England. Susan, please tell us what is happening there. "Well as you can see Frodo, another massive attack is being brought to this world by non other than Kagome…Very sad. People have no ides what to do as she attacks people from random universes that should not be here.
Wait…is that? I do believe it is….(thinks for a bit) IT'S && HARRY POTTER!!!!!! BEHIND HIM IS NON OTHER THAT THE ENTIRE YU YU HAKISHO GANG!!! Must. Get. Fire. Demon. HEIE!!!!!! COME HERE!!!! (heie puts sword at her wind pipe) hehehehehehehe Never mind…heh.
Ahem well, it looks like ummmm, I don't think that is right….????? Okay that is just, well just disturbing…I CAN"T BELIVE THAT DOMBLEDOR DECIDED IT WAS ALRIGHT TO CONFRONT KAGOME!!! THE POOR OLD COLGER IS BEING TOSSED AROUND LIKE A (cough) RAG DOLL!!!!!! He was thrown to where he landed in a vat of pink dye pushing Voldie into it as well…. That color of pink should never be on a man EVER!!! It's just not right I MEAN THEY LANDED IN A &(())) BALLERINA DESINER ROOM NEXT AND ARE BEING FITTED FOR A NEW DRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
People you are seeing it live the most terrifying, ugliest, deceitful man, along with the respectful, and manipulative man, are being fitted for a TUTU!!!!!!! The horror!!!! The AGONY!!!! Ah! Kagome has a hold of SNAP!!!! HE MADE THE MISTAKE OF BEING HIS SNARKY SELF AND IS NOW BEING PUT THROUGH THE GRINDER!!! I, wait a minute, THESE AREN'T HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!!! NOR ARE THEY FROM YU YU HAKISHO!!!!!! The two in the ballerina store is non other than INUYASHA AND HIS BROTHER!!!!!
The poor fellow in the grinder is… is …. (Sources, People I need names, who is that weird looking chap…got it…THANKS!!!) JAKEN!!! The ugly toad had the audacity to say that Kagome was a stupid woman….I do believe that he shall never be the same after he feels what it is like to be sliced cheese…nope I don't think that he will. (he will probably avoid cheese for the rest of his life….might actually do some improvement to both his looks and his putrid smell that follows him everywhere.)
Wolf boy has entered the stage of chaos ….He looks to be sucking up to Kagome and she doesn't seem to be taking it well. What is this…it looks like she is sending the idiot on a free flight, courtesy to Madame Fist… is it me or does he seem to be getting closer…&&( He landed on my camera crew!!!! (turns to camera…Ummmmm, I'm going to need more guys…again, yah, well see you later this has been another report interrupted because of damage to the crew…see you all after a word from our sponsors…
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