Author's Notes: Song (I hesitate to even call it that) rewrite to Jenna Rose's abomination against culture, "My Jeans". Like with "Third Year", I choose not to rewrite the rap part. Order of the Phoenix spoilers.
Enjoy.
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Coming back to Hogwarts
After two months
Is it my fault I'm angry? My summer fully stunk.
On temper, I am short. Tried to tell 'bout Voldemort.
But they won't believe me. Is it 'cause I'm so angry?
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The Daily Prophet does not believe me
Other students do not believe me
And neither does the Ministry
I just can't believe that no one believes me!
Listen please, (Oh oh oh oh oh) Listen please (Oh oh oh oh oh), Why won't you believe me?
Listen please, (Oh oh oh oh oh) Listen please (Oh oh oh oh oh), Why won't you believe me?
Believe, believe, believe, believe
In me, in me, in me, in me
Believe, believe, believe, believe
Oh please, oh please, oh please, (oh please.)
Why won't you believe me?
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The worst part of this whole book
Is Professor D. Umbridge
She likes torturing with quill pens more than she likes kids.
I hate her, we all do, she is not our friend
I just hope the centaurs get her at the end, but see…
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Looney Lovegood, she believes me.
Fred and George (thank God) believe me
So do Ron and Hermione
I think it's time to start Dumbledore's Army!
Come join me, (Oh oh oh oh oh) come join me (Oh oh oh oh oh), in Dumbledore's Army!
Come join me, (Oh oh oh oh oh) Come join me (Oh oh oh oh oh), in Dumbledore's Army!
Join me, join me, join me, join me
Army, army, army, army
Join me, join me, join me, join me
Join me in Dumbledore's (Army)
Now do you believe me?
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(irritating rap)
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ABC, 123, Dumbledore, please look at me!
He made me take lessons with Snape
Can't you tell, that turned out great.
Everything goes completely wrong
Umbridge in charge and Dumbledore is go-one, is go-one, is gone…
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(irritating rap)
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Had a dream, (Oh oh oh oh oh) Had a dream (Oh oh oh oh oh) fainted in history
'Cause, you see (Oh oh oh oh oh) 'cause, you see (Oh oh oh oh oh) I failed occlumencey
Occulumency, Occulumency,
That rotten Kreacher lied to me,
I owe my life to Hermione
Sirius killed by drap(ery)
I broke the prophecy!
Finally, (Oh oh oh oh oh) finally (Oh oh oh oh oh) Albus explains to me
Prophecy, (Oh oh oh oh oh) Prophecy (Oh oh oh oh oh) speech, expository!
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Fin