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Konan sighed "I'm sick of this shit" she had just been given her first mission for a long time but she really didn't like the timing "they really don't understand women none of them" speaking to herself like she always did when she needed to work something out of her system. Then she heard it the one voice the voice that pissed her off more than all the others

"KONAN CHAN!" said one orange masked ninja "I HAS CREAM SODA"

Konan spent four seconds on that thought before saying "FUCK THIS" and locking herself in her room deciding it was time for Akatsuki to find out how SHE felt

Meanwhile two days latter in konoha

Naruto having won a free meal at Ichiraku ramen from Kakashi-sensei, is sitting and enjoying his meal unaware of his blue haired watcher.

Kakashi turned to Naruto and smiled his masked smile saying "good job training today Naruto just remember wind makes fire stronger" patting his charge on the shoulder

Naruto grins his always happy smile "THANKS KAKASHI SENSEI! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT! BELEIVE IT!!!" taking another bite of ramen as a blue gust of wind hit them taking Naruto and leaving human size Naruto doll.

Kakashi smiles and pats him on the shoulder again when the wind stopped saying "sure whatever Naruto" the doll fell over Kakashi stares at it blinking once then standing fast and shouting "I KILLED NARUTO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shaking a fist to the air

Meanwhile with Konan

Naruto makes noise in the knapsack he had been thrown into making Konan hit him in the head again knocking him out laughing evilly. Her new devious plan to get back at Akatsuki was now in motion.

A few hours latter after she was sure no one was fallowing she dropped the blond boy on the floor kicking him to wake him up "HAY BAKA." She said her voice loud enough to wake a hibernating bear.

Naruto gasps awake and in pain hearing someone call him an idiot he says "FUCK YOU" not yet knowing who is assailant was.

Konan grins saying "ok I guess ill just give you to Itachi then fox"

Naruto understanding the threat shuts up and resists his urge to say "I'll escape BELEIVE IT!!!"

Konan appreciating the relief of this baka's catch phrase says "ok now that you have shut up I have a deal for you"

Naruto now intrigued says "why should I deal with Akatsuki"

Konan smirks and says "well for one I can make them stop hunting you and two because you will get to learn a new jutsu no charge"

Naruto gapes surprised "and what do you get in return?"

Konan smiles a rather unnaturally fox like smile and says "payback"