Strangelove
An odd little vignette . . .
Afterwards:
"See? I told you! Mine shafts are ze answer!"
"Oh, shut up."
"Buck! Don't talk like that!"
"How are you going to stop me, Mr. President?"
"You are out of order! Mein–sorry, Mr. Muffley is still our leader."
"Thank you, doctor."
"I could not sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!"
"Hello, Jack."
"Mr. President! Did we win?"
"Not especially, no."
"Mandrake! Mandrake, where are you?"
"H-here, J-Jack. What do you want?"
"Proof, of course! Proof that the Communists did not succeed!"
"Vill you be quiet? You're ze reason zatve are here in ze first place!"
"Well sor-ry!"
"People! People!"
"WHAT?"
"Um . . . I was hoping that one of you would have an idea."
"Oh."
"Oh dear."
"Shut up."
"Jack, how did you get here?"
"You shut up too, Mandrake."
"That's not an answer, Jack."
"Shut up."
"Oh."
"You shut up! Zis whole ting is your fault! Vhy did ve ever let you in?"
"We didn't–he snuck in."
"What? But–sir, if he can sneak in, so can Communists!"
"Will you all shut up about the Communists? The phone is ringing . . . Dimitri? Is that you, Dimitri? Dimitri!"
"Oh, vhat fools zese mortals be . . . vhy did Shakespeare have to be right? I liked Vagner better!"
"Oh, shut up, you!"
Sighs.