K! THS IS MA VERSION OF TWILIGHT^^
THKS TO MA BETA: Doctorald-Kun
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Twilight Supremacy Reborn
Chapter 1: How pidgey and Diggy met.
Tis was a cold day in the far reaches of Spoons (Located in the north most city of Alabama). This was where, one beautiful young woman by the name of Bella-Mary Pigeon was combing her long luscious ginger hair (it used to be black, but that was to main-stream for her liking).
However, away from this marvellous creature; there lived another. One other. His name was Cedric Diggory and he was the most gorgeous person in the land. And he lived in his humble abode- A broken down cave underneath some sewage (Which Desmond Miles from Assassin's Creed Brotherhood: later swims in).
So, it was as he was putting on his make-up (to compliment his Vampirism) that a person FROM UP ABOVE came down below with a sword in his hand, and a shield in the other (There seemed to be a symbol with a dragon of some sort on it). To someone as pretty and spectacular as Ced, his foul appearance scared him, so deciding that he had better flee to safety, Ced chose the closest thing to safety he could find.
This is the real truth as to how he met Bella Pigeon at Spoon's Academy for the pretty and fabulouso.
FIN!
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