My consciousness began to return. I felt myself laying facedown upon a stone surface. Suddenly a hand grabbed my right shoulder and flipped me over. My gaze was met by that of a middle aged man with long spiky white hair crouching next to me; Jiraya. He looked excited at first but then I immediately saw his expression turn to disappointment. "Aw damnit. I thought you were some hot babe. Not a little girl," he said. "AOW MY GAWD!" I could hardly contain myself. Jiraya flinched thinking something was wrong with me. And something was, I had Jiraya-fever. "I know who you are!" I shouted enthusiastically. The platinum blonde was immediately intrigued.

"Well of course you do, honey. I aaam the one and only Jiraya. The greatest Sanin to ever live!" with that he leapt to his feet, standing with radiating confidence. "Heck yeah!" I agreed getting to my feet as well. Jiraya continued, "Aha I see. Finally! Someone who truly appreciates my superior abilities! Your alright, kid. What's your name?"

"I'm Isis," I answered. "Well Isis it's nice to see an educated girl like yourself," he stated with an obvious lack of modesty. "So what is it you want? A genuine Jiraya bear hug? An autograph perhaps?" before Jiraya could continue with his list, the sound of a door opening was heard from behind the tall wooden barrier. The sound of women's voices followed. I had not noticed before, but I was at a hot spring; an empty hot spring. Before I could blink Jiraya was crouching with is eye pressed up against the wall. What's he looking at? I wondered. I strode over and flopped on top of his back with my hands on hid shoulders and my head next to his. He was to focused on whatever he was looking at to notice me. I looked through the whole as well.

I immediately understood what he was looking at. His weekly "research". I sighed. "Jiraya, you'll never change," I whispered to myself. Naturally being so close to the man's ear he heard me. "What's that supposed to mean? And get off me. I'm the one who's supposed to be on top." I stood up as was asked. Suddenly it hit me. As I rose up, I realized that I needed to find my friends! But I couldn't do it by myself. "Hey Jiraya," I began.

"What?"

"Did you see how I got here?"

"No, you were just there."

"Well I have friends that I NEED to meet up with or else I'll never be able to get back home. Wont you help a damsel in distress?"

Jiraya immediately perked up. "Why of course I would…but your under 18 so what's in it for me?"

I had to think of something. I thought of my 4 friends Tina, Brianna, Jess, and Coral. "My friends are super hot adult women…"

"Really!"

"Total boner on sight…"

"WEELLL! Then let's get going!" Jiraya took a stepped forward and lifted me into his arms bridal style. "Have no worries Isis. I, Jiraya, will help you get home!"

I interrupted, "God knows Tina's probably at Sasuke's place."

"TINA! That's a pretty sexy name!" He leapt into a tree and began to run in a random direction. Like I said. You'll never change, I mentally criticized with a smirk on my face.