A/N: Don't hate on me for this story apparently being "not lore friendly" I am Lord Vivec and I think I know what is lore friendly! Haters to the left! This story contains YAOI. Really hardcore yaoi. The pairing is Hircine/Sanguine. R&R! :3
It was a dark and mysterious night in the Hunting Grounds. The Hunt had just finished and Hircine had decided to take a walk throughout his realm. Everything seemed to be in order until he found a mysterious machine next to a tree! It had words written on it, words that Hircine could not understand because he was illiterate.
"Darn I wish I could read this." Hircine said sadly. But then he got an idea! He pulled out his iPhone 5 and called Sanguine, his bf!
"Babe, I found a machine in the Hunting Grounds. Please come here it has writing on it." He said urgently. Sanguine told Hircine he would be there soon. Three seconds later he appeared behind Hircine! They hugged and then Sanguine looked at the machine, reading the words written on it.
"It seems to be a time machine that can travel to the future!" Said Sanguine excitedly. He had always wanted to go to the future.
"OooooooOOOOOOooOOoOoOoOooooo ooooooOOOoOooOOOooOOOOOOOOOO OOOh" said Hircine. He was very intrigued by this time machine. "How does it work?" He asked.
"Well... according to this writing, it can only work if two gay men have yaois inside it!"
"Well we better start being yaoi then!" Hircine said and suddenly he was naked and so was Sanguine. And suddenly they were also in the machine.
Both Gaydric Princes had big, throbbing erections. They were really really huge like at least 20 inches.
"It's happy to see you..." said Hircine softly. Sanguine smiled and petted Hircines boner and Hircine nearly orgasmed on the spot! They wrapped their arms around each other and moved in for the kiss. Sanguine shoved his meat tentacle into Hircine's hot cavern and both princes started moaning as their boners did the boner dance.
Then they gave each other blowjobs and semen got everywhere in the machine. The machine started beeping and there was a loud bang and THEN THEY WERE IN THE FUTURE!
They put on their clothes and walked out of the machine... they were inside of Hot Topic! Hircine squeed when he saw the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic shirts. They were just so kawaii! He and Sanguine both stole some and wore them because they are totally bronies. The manager of the store called the mall cops but Hircine and Sanguine just killed everyone and looted their bodies.
"Hahahahaha, Hircine, look at this guy!" Sanguine said pointing to some dead guy. He looked exactly like Jyggalag if he were an overweight, neckbearded 40 year old. Both Hircine and Sanguine laughed and walked out of the mall and into an alleyway. Suddenly, Hircine got a boner because he has an alleyway kink... Sanguine saw the boner and winked...
To be continued...