It was a great sunny day, Crash Bandicoot and his new girlfriend, Rain Bandicoot was leaving from Von Clutch's amusement park to the parking lot that is empty.
Crash: "Wow,still can't believe that we beat Cortex once again"
Rain:" Willie Wumpa Cheeks was the one who stole Von Clutch's Power Gem the whole time, what was he thinking?"
Crash: "I don't know"
Rain: "Yeah, and he's two-ply."
Crash: "This is, this is a great day, a really great day! What do you say you get behind the wheel?"
Rain: "What will I do behind the wheel?"
Crash: "Drive"
Rain: "Is that legal?"
Crash: "Well, no but Coco teached me how to drive since Crash Team Racing, calling a perk for helping Team Bandicoot"
Meanwhile, Crash and Rain got in Crash's car, Rain is in the driver seat and Crash in the passenger seat
Rain: "Let's make this kitty purr!"
Crash: "Mhm, go ahead try a turn"
Rain: *groans*
Crash: "Rain, why are you groaning? You're doing fine"
Rain: *groans again*
Crash: "Rela- Rain, relax"
Crash: "Easy, easy"
Rain: *keeps groaning*
Crash: "Okay, okay"
Crash: Rain, you're kind of headed toward the only other car in the lot.
You have plenty of time to turn, Rain, so just go ahead.
Turn one way or the other You're just swerving back and forth.
Turn one way and stick with it, Rain.
Crash: *screaming* RAIN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! TURN AWAY OR STOP! THE BRAKES RAIN! ON THE LEFT! YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT CAR, RAIN! THE BRAKES, HIT THE BREAKES!
*Crash and Rain crashes into someone's car*
The End