Sakura's pov~
I was going to the park the other day with my best friends,Ino,and Hinata when we
saw the Akatsuki,a type of gang that included the major hotties Deidara~kun,Pein,Kisame,Itachi,
Zetsu,Hidan,Kakuzu,Tobi,Sasori,and Konan~chan! When we saw them we stopped dead in
our tracks. When the Akatsuki turned to leave they saw us three girls looking at them. That's when
Deidara made eye contact with me and smiled. I felt my face flush and looked down. Dei is sexy as hell!
exclaimed inner. Inner now's not the time. Why not? Come on you know you want a piece of Dei~kun! Inner ...ok yes I do but go away right now. I am in the middle of something. I decided to cut off the mental link between us just then.
Akatsuki's pov~
As we turned to leave we caught three girls staring at us. I recognized one as Sakura Haruno,the kunoichi
whom had killed my best friend and partner,Sasori,or killed him when he was in his puppet form. As I
made eye contact with her she blushed and looked down...I wonder why... "Yo what's wrong with you
bitches?" said Hidan. "Uh...er...nothing..."said a platinum blonde. "Oi what's your name,un?" I asked
the blonde. "Uhh Ino Yamanaka." Zetsu looked at the ravenette who just smiled and blushed. "Oi what's up with these girls?" asked Pein. "I don't know Pein,un. They keep blushing.." I pondered. "Yo bitches why the fuck do you keep blushing?" questioned Hidan. "Uh err well...uhh you guys are sexy as hell!" exclaimed the ravenette. "Oi what's you name?" asked Zetsu. "H-h-hinata." stuttered the ravenette. Zetsu smiled. "Well I'm Zetsu. It's nice to meet you Hinata,Ino,Sakura." "Oi and this is Tobi,Hidan,Pein,Kakuzu,Konan,Deidara,Itachi,Kisame,and Sasori." Sakura's head shot up. "Sasori? I thought I killed you!" she screeched. Kisame,Kakuzu,and Hidan growled and said in unison,"So you're the kunoichi that killed Sasori while he was in puppet form!" Sakura's ora darkened just then when she stated,"I WAS the kunoichi that killed Sasori! Until Ino,Hinata,and I were banished from our village." With that lingering in the air and the Akatsuki soaking what she had just said in,Sakura stormed off to the nearby lake..
~At the lake~
UGHHHH! Why did we have to run into the damn Akatsuki? How the hell did Sasori manage to come back to life? What the fuck is their problem?" Sakura raged. Go kill them all outer! said Inner. No inner. As much as I would love to...I-I can't. And why is that? I think I am in love with Deidara. I don't blame you outer,Dei is smexy as all get out! Oh inner I know but I can never be with him! Then why not send secret love letters? That is a brilliant idea!
~Sakura,Ino,and Hinata's house~
Dear Deidara,
Hello there. You may not know me but I think you are just so sexy. I have admired you from afar
for the past year or so. I have to say those mouths on your hands make you so much more sexy. Please
write back soon.
Yours truely,The pink blossom
After Sakura finished her little love letter she thought maybe it was too short but she didn't want to give anything away too early. You did okay for your very first love letter,exclaimed inner. Thanks inner. I don't really know what to say. Hmm how about this...The day I first saw you,you made my heart beat faster than it ever has before. You made me lose my breath and changed my whole perspective on the word 'love'. Those mouths on your hands make you even more sexy. Please write back soon love. Yours truely,The pink blossom. Oh my goodness inner that's amazing! Of course I am going to use I will add the I have admired you from afar on there too. Hehe thanks outer. Now write that and send it to him. Then Sakura cut of the mental link and wrote what inner had said. The next day she mailed the letter off.
~Akatsuki base~
"Where the hell is my wallet!" screamed Kakuzu. Hidan and Sasori start laughing from the couch. Kakuzu turned and stared at them evilly then he boomed,"You two have my damn wallet don't you?!" That's when they started laughing so hard that their sides hurt like hell. Then Kakuzu started yelling
and Pein,Konan,and Dei came down the stairs. "Oi what the hell is going on?" stated Pein. "These two fucktards stole my damn wallet and won't give it back!" snarled Kakuzu. "Oi is this true,un?" questioned Dei. Sasori looked down and Hidan said,"Fuck yea! It was so damn funny! Here's your damn wallet back." He tossed the wallet at Kakuzu. "Okay now that that is settled,let's discuss Sakura Haruno." stated Pein. "What's there to discuss?! She apparently killed me in my puppet form and you saw her ora darken when Zetsu said my name!" shrieked Sasori. "Yes but that doesn't mean that much really,Sasori. I mean yes we all dislike her because she killed you but she might have changed. She got kicked out of her own
village for crying out loud. Sure she and her friends are probably in another village but why not be nice to Sakura!? Seriously guys!" commented Konan. Everyone stared wide-eyed at Konan. "Konan why would you say that?" asked Zetsu. "I am just so sick and tired of being the ONLY girl here and having to hear all of you fighting all the time! Why can't I have girlfriends? Oh that's right,every time I get friends they get scared and never talk to me again because of Hidan,Tobi,Sasori,Dei,Kakuzu,and sometimes Zetsu! Sakura,Ino,and Hinata are friendly and I am going to be their friend and all of you WILL apologize to Sakura or be nice to her OR ELSE!" screamed Konan. Then she stomped off to make dinner leaving the guys speechless.
~Five minutes later~
"DEIDARA! You have mail!" yelled Kisame. "Oi who's it from Sharky,un"asked Dei. "Uhh it doesn't say." sharky stated. He handed Dei the letter and Dei went to the couch to read it. When he opened it he smelled a sweet scent,kind of like cherrys.
Dear Deidara,
I have admired you from afar for the past year but I have to say the day I first saw you,you made my heart beat faster than it ever has before. You made me lose my breath
and changed my whole perspective on the word 'love'. Those mouths on your hands make you even more
sexy. Please write back soon love.
Yours truely,
The pink blossom.