A/N: Hello! Welcome to this humble, and small, collection of assorted one-shots. This first one is dedicated to QueenElizabeth3andCourtJeste r, who had reviewed on chapter 38 first and volunteered first.
A/N: Without further ado, here is QueenElizabeth3andCourtJeste r's one-shot!
A/N: By the way, I've changed sweatshirt to sweater… sorry :/
Lily Evans was having a bad day. Honestly. It was terrible.
She had to draw (Draw! Honestly, who draws these days?) the ugliest plant in the world, then she had to eat beans because James Bloody Potter refused to hand her the bacon.
And it wasn't even lunchtime yet.
Finally, the day was over.
Lily was relaxing in her armchair by the fire, the howling winds enveloping her. She closed her eyes…
And felt a tug.
She ignored it, mumbling and shifting in her seat. She heard a stifled giggle, and lazily opened an eye. Nothing.
She closed her eye again, and for five minutes there was peace.
Until, of course, Sirius Black decided to shatter the silence.
"Accio Lily's sweater!" he yelled.
Her arms lifted against her will and her sweater zoomed onto Sirius' face.
"Pfchtuiaj," said Sirius, struggling with the sweater. Still wondering what the actual fuck was going on, Lily stared at him. Which she later regretted.
"THANK YOU, LILY-KINS~" sang Sirius, jumping onto the sofa opposite and somehow squeezing himself into her sweater.
"Er-"
"I LOVE YOUR SWEATER, GURL. IT'Z GORJEWSS," Sirius continued, seeming to float around the common room.
"Thanks?"
Slowly, however, the situation dawned into her mind.
"H-hey! GIVE IT BACK!" Lily yelled, leaping from her armchair, sorely wishing her wand wasn't tucked away in some remote corner of her bag, all the way upstairs. Sirius wagged his finger.
"Uh, uh, uhhh! I'm not gonna! Uh, uh, uhhh! I'm not gonna!"
Then he proceeded to sing "Amazing Grace" while floating around the room, stroking every girl's cheeks as he passed. They all sighed and fainted in a circle around him.
"GIVE IT BACK!" cried Lily again, stepping over the unconscious circle of girls.
"You can't make me," he pouted, turning on his puppy dog eyes.
"No, don't!" said Lily, turning away. He grabbed her chin and forced her to look at his eyes.
Lily saw this as an opportunity to kick him in the family jewels. He gasped and fell to the floor. Lily tried to yank her sweater off but he was too strong.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!" he wailed, slamming his fists on the floor like a toddler having a tantrum. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOON'T! IT'S MINE!"
Lily sighed.
"So, you're saying that a bright pink sweater with a big purple flower and many different gold assortments on it is yours?"
"Yes! Why would you say any different?"
Lily didn't have a reply to that and Sirius took this as an opportunity to jump up and dance out of the room.
"WOOO!" yelled James, Sirius and Peter from across the room. "MOVE THOSE HIPS!"
Sirius then jumped out of the room and rolled down the Grand Staircase and hopped all the way to the third floor, Lily following closely.
She tackled him and they rolled into the Entrance Hall, Lily tugging off her sweater when a stern, and very shocked voice that sounded remarkably like Professor McGonagall called behind them:
"Miss Evans! Please get off Mr Black at once and return his sweater!"