"Guys, we gotta do these commercials super quick," Sonic The Hedgehog stated to Miles 'Tails' Prower, Amy, and Knuckles The Echidna.
"Sonic, we're on right now," Tails pointed out, pointing at the camera.
Amy Rose farted a thunderous tuba toot as she blushed, fanning the air with her right hand. "Oopsie! Excuse me!" She giggled in embarrassment as she let out another brassy deep pitched poot that shook the area.
"Oh Amy, that is just nasty," Knuckles stated while munching on enchiladas.
Sonic sped away and grabbed some chilli dogs and french fries, preparing to eat them when Dr. Eggman laughed, showing up in his Eggmobile.
"Ho ho ho! I, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, will take over this fanfiction, and there's nothing you can do!" Eggman boasted.
"Not like there's anything to take over." Orbot remarked, with Metal Sonic nodding his head in agreement.
"Yeah... it's just another Sonic crossover!" Cubot pointed out as he waved his metal hands frantically.
"Yeah, for nothing but damn commercials," Shadow The Hedgehog remarked as he was polishing his guns.
"Oh, it's no use." Silver The Hedgehog sighed as he placed his hands on his face. "I know this story will get nowhere."
"As long as I have worthless consumer models to blast, I do not care." E-123 Omega remarked as he was destroying several badniks up and down and all around the studio set that was in Station Square from Sonic Adventure 1.
"Why is Amy the only girl here?" Vector The Crocodile remarked as he was playing the drums while green dollar bills were raining on him.
"Hey, don't I count?" Charmy Bee remarked as he buzzed around the air, annoying everyone with his buzzing as he giggled.
Espio The Chameleon slapped his forehead. "We're an unusual bunch."
"Oh, don't say that Mr. Espio," Cream The Rabbit remarked as she held Espio's hands with her own.
"I can agree with the purple lizard! It's a conspiracy from the government forcing us to partake in these dumb advertisements!" Sticks The Badger remarked as she was popping up everywhere.
"Actually, we're just being used for a commercial," Fastidious Beaver pointed out while walking by the group.
"This is what I was brought back for...?" Lyric the Last Ancient snake from the Sonic Boom video games sighed as he took a sip of his coffee.
"It could be worse, trust me." Rouge The Bat pointed out as she was carrying a truckload of bright colored jewels in her arms, whistling to herself.
"Where's Fwoggy?" Big The Cat remarked as he ran around the set, knocking everyone down as he unintentionally caused a fire.