A/N Well, by popular demand and in order to avoid a possible lynching, I have somehow forcibly lifted my lazy ass and started on this sequel. I hope you guys like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Metalocalypse.

Charles' POV

It was ah, rather early when one of my most ah, trusted men entered my office with a low bow.

"Master Ofdensen, we have received word of some… tension, I suppose I should say, in the band." His words sent ah, a chill down my spine.

"And ah, what would that be?"

"It seems that Master Skwigelf and Master Wartooth have formed a relationship, and Master Explosion is… displeased, to say the least. In the past week alone they've fought over ten times, often resulting in rather serious injuries. Would you like to attempt to resolve the situation?" I could ah, feel my hand drift to the bridge of my ah, nose without any consent from my mind. I should've expected this. I really, really, really should've expected this. I should've had a plan in place for such a ah, situation as soon as Skwisgaar confronted me. I really, really should've. In ah, cruder terms, I seriously fucked this shit up. Damn.

"No. Just ah, no. I'm not involving myself in this. No. Not at ah, not at all. Stay out of it unless they appear to be ah, killing each other. As long as no bones are broken it's not my problem anymore. I've ah, I've tried. A lot. But no. I give up." I never ah, thought I'd have to say something like that about Dethklok. But I wouldn't take that back. I wasn't touching this situation with a ah, ten foot pole. Someone else could deal with this. Maybe William. This situation would probably piss him off enough to ah, to act. Yes William could handle this one. Anyone could, really. Just ah, just not me.

Murderface's POV

Sho, fucking Skwishgaar finally did it. He finally ashked Toki out. Of fucking courshe he did. Shtupid dildo. Well, no way in hell I'm going to shide with him! If I can't have Toki, then he should go to Nathan! Not that I wanted him or anything. I jusht think he should be with shomeone that can make him happy, inshtead of an asshole like Skwishgaar. Yeah, that'sh all it is. Fuck, I need to talk to Nathan. Hopefully he ishn't beating the shit out of Skwishgaar right now.

I had to walk all over the goddamn Haush before I finally found him walking around in one of the hallsh.

"Nathan, I heard about what'sh going on. I jusht wanted to tell you I'm on your shide, I don't think Skwishgaar should go out with Toki either."

"You uh, you serious? Because if you're fucking with me I'll beat the hell out of you too." Shit, Nathan has been angrier than ushual lately! He'sh been shtomping around all over the placshe, he shkipsh mealsh, he'sh even been fucking exercishing again!

"I'm being totally sherioush! Skwishgaar'sh an assh!"

"Okay. That's… good. Hey, go get Pickles. I wanna see if he'll help me out to. I've got a fucking plan." It wash weird to shee Nathan sho fucking thoughtful and shit, but I shtill didn't want to pissh him off, sho I went around looking for Picklesh and finally found him on one of the balconiesh teashing the yard wolvesh. Of courshe I had to find him drunk.

"Picklesh! Nathan wantsh you, you shtupid dildo!"

"What's dat douchebag want? He oughta know I ain't ganna help him fuck with Skwisgaar an' Toki." Maybe not ash drunk ash I thought.

"Why not? Skwishgaar ish alwaysh a huge dick to Toki! He shouldn't have to put up with that!"

"You an' Nat'an can be really fuckin stupid, ya know that? Skwisgaar's like a grade school kid, ya know? He teases tha one he likes. Toki does tha same damn thing. It's kinda cute, now that Skwisgaar don't think I wanna fuck Toki and he ain't tryin ta beat tha holy livin shit outta me. Besides, least now they won't be fightin in tha middle of practice." Who the hell ish Picklesh calling shtupid! That'sh not a good fucking relationship!

"Yeah, they'll jusht be making out and shit! Jeshush Picklesh, that'sh not how people who love each other are shupposhed to act!" Picklesh laughed.

"How tha hell would you know? We're a fuckin death metal band, we ain't gonna have some pussy ass version of love, we gatta be brutal even when it comes ta dat. Anyway, I'd rather look at them makin out than see Toki in a collar on Nat'an's lap while Skwisgaar sat in tha corner pullin his hair out, cause you damn well know dat's what would happen if Toki an' Nat'an gat tagether." I jusht glared at him and shtomped back to Nathan, but I ran back to my room a few minutesh after that. Nathan looked like he wanted to kill shomething when I told him what Picklesh had shaid.

Pickles' POV

Damn it, am I still not through with this shit? Nat'an's gatta be plannin somethin. I need ta talk ta fuckin Skwisgaar… he's probably in Toki's room.

I was right, and he let me in tha room like it was his. I had ta admit he was an arrogant little fuck, but I wasn't ganna let him lose Toki just because of dat.

"What ams it? Toki ams in de kitchens rights now, ams dere somethings you need?" Well wasn't he just so fuckin calm! Hadn't Nat'an beat the hell out of him yesterday? Son of a bitch.

"Yeah, I think Nat'an's plannin somethin. He sent Murderface ta try an' get me on his side, an' I figured I should probly tell ya. I don't want ya ta lose Toki because you gat too damn cacky."

"Stupids dildos never gives up, does he? Shits, go try and figures out what he ams wantings to does and helps me stops it. I's ams not goings to lose!" I sighed.

"Yeah yeah. You owe me, ya motherdouchebag."

"Ja, ja, I's get you a fucktons of sluts later, oskay? Ands some booze." Damned asshole. I left tha room and snuck around, tryin ta find Nat'an and see if he'd spill his plan, but I didn't see him nowhere. What tha fuck ever, I'll just trick Murderface inta tellin me tamarrow. I don't feel like dealin with dis shit any more tanight.

Toki's POV

I's seriously don'ts know what ams going on! Mes and Skwisgaar justs gots together, but I don'ts hardly sees him! He ams always goings off with Nat'ans lately! Ams… ams he already wants to leaves me?

A/N Okay guys, here it is! First chapter! Sorry it's short, but if you'll remember the last one had a pretty short first chapter too, so just be patient! They'll get longer as this little sequel goes on!