Okay... So my first attempt at writing a Fanfiction, but I'm Pretty sure some of you don't care. neither do I. BTW, I don't own Naruto. If I did, Ibiki would be 6th Hokage. Oh, and Professor Mizomaru Yamanaka is my OC.
...
Shikamaru was wondering how he had gotten himself into this mess.
5 hours before he had been fine, rolling around on his bed (in his apartment in Suna, of course) when Temari, Kankuro and Gaara came around. Gaara tripped and landed face first on a radio, booming on to the song "Just the way you are", by Bruno Mars.
Shikamaru Flashed his eyes open and Yelled: "OMIYGOD WAT THE HELL OLD KAMI KILLED ME I'M IN HELL 'CUZ OF FRICKIN' BRUNO MARS WAT'S WITH ALL THIS DAMN MUSIC!?
Temari blinked.
Kankuro blinked twice.
Gaara (half?) blinked and raised a non-existent eyebrow.
1 hour later...
All was well, Shikamaru was dressed, Temari was having a cup of tea, and Gaara and Kankuro were talking about how Ukranian Teapots work (God knows why?) and Professor Mizomaru Had just burst in with a weird Ukranian Teapot-like Machine (oh, now i get it! somehow Gaara and Kankuro predicted the future!) and was explaining it randomly to them. To Shikamaru, It went something like this: "BYE BASHING IZ CALED DA THYME REABERSEL ZAPPEE FING BASHING! BHFSBLIHEKJHRU ERBYW9UIYFHIESURJNCWJOIAWKDSCWYIGHFIJKGNBHJKJDMKJDJCLVNIJKSFVDNJSKDACNJKDCJODM... (Don't worry guys i'll explain it later...), while Temari heard: "buhbuhbuhtimereversalzapthingmachinebuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbecarefulifithitsyouyouwillprobrablygrowyoungerbuhbuhbuh", because she was asleep. Kankuro listened to, "my machine is called, the 'Time reversal zap thing machine', and it is small in a weird shape, quite fragile too. Be careful, as if it hits it could make you grow younger, very younger..." Gaara heard: "UKRANIANTEAPOT UKRANIANTEAPOT UKRANIANTEAPOT, and so on.
...
x_x Cliff hanger, I guess? o_o' Anime sweat drop...
Anyway see ya guys soon!