This is a mix with Elder Scrolls.

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The lowly Cacnea rolled onto it's belly as the poison gushed through it's body. It gasped for air, as the Carnivine above it stared unemotionally at the now dead corpse. It withdrew the Poison Sting needle, and put it in it's mouth.

"Wimp." it said, then ran away.

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The Meowth lay peacefully on the floor, snoring happily. It slowly opened it's eyes, and saw the bright sunlight flowing in.

"Hehe. Ever since I left Team Rocket, everything has been going better for me! Those idiot humans won't stand a chance without me!" he said proudly, facing one side.

(Far away, Jessie and James were bathing in cash, surrounded by their Arceus, Seviper, and Mr Mime.)

Meowth grabbed his coin, and threw it like a boomerang, in the fond hope, that for this time it would return to it's grip. Thgis would be different than before, where it would land on the floor. Amazingly, it came back, and floated gracefully landed in his grip. A leaflet floated in as well.

"Huh?" he said, picking it up.

DARK BROTHERHOOD

DAILY PAY OF 200 POKEDOLLARS

Meowth's hair perked up.

"Oh yeah..." he said, before running out of the front door.

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The Shellos entered a totally dark room, where only a Dusclops stood.

"My lord, the target has been eliminated, with a measly Tackle." the Shellos said bowing.

"Hmph. Haunty was always a frail man." he said, reminiscing to his former friend, the Haunter.

"My next task my lord?" the Shellos asked, who was revealed to have jet black skin.

"Kill... a businessman named Carnivine. He is head of a rival killing team. Do not hesitate in the kill." he said, and Shellos scampered.

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Meowth walked to the town of Cheydinchar alone. He slowly picked up his cellphone, and rang the Rocket members Jessie and James.

"Hello. I'm living the dream. You two are losers now. Hahaha!" he shouted, face first into the phone, before hanging up. Grinning, he entered the town border. He saw a small hole in a patch of grass, and snapped his fingers.

"Hmmm... Maybe...?" he said, before jumping over into the hole.

--Meowth landed on the damp floor, and a Dusclops stood in front of him.

"Yo. I'm here for a Dark Brotherhood?" he said, and the Dusclops nodded.

"Welcome to the Brotherhood, Team Rocket agent Meowth." Meowth fell back in shock, and Dusclops slapped his forehead.

"We've got a lot of work to do..." he muttered.

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