The Squirrel-Blade
Note: I do not own kingdom hearts. If you thought I did, you need serious psychiatric help. Then again, so do I
Sora was eating a pie in his room. It was an apple pie. It was quite delicious. So, clearly, he was upset when Mickey warped into his room, interrupting his pie-fest.
"AHHHH!" he screamed "WHY DO YOU COME! I WAS EATING A PIE ALL PEACEFULLY! WHY!"
"Umm…." said Mickey "wow what a freak" he thought to himself silently"I have a new adventure for you!"
"Does it involve teaching giraffes to play the harmonica?" asked sora, his mouth full of pie. Actually, it probably sounded more like "Doth it ivov techig diwafs do bway da hamoiga?"
"ummmm…no" said Mickey, getting weirded out "I was going to ask you to save the universe again-"
"not interested" said sora. He then went back to his pie. Mickey fumed for a moment, then screamed at him
"FINE! I'll do it myself" he then started to mutter under his breath "Grumble…grumble…I guess I DO have my own keyblade…grumble"
He then smacked himself on the head and pulled out a scroll "I almost forgot, Donald and Goofy send a message. It says 'obey the tacos…' you know what, never mind, I think they forgot to take their medicine.
Sora was starting to get mad; he wanted to eat his pie IN PEACE. He then summoned his most powerful keyblade. "SQUIRREL-BLADE" he screamed, summoning a keyblade that looked like the kindom key, but instead of Mickey's head for the keychain, it was a squirrel. He pointed it at Mickey and ZAP, Mickey became a squirrel. Sora picked him up (do you have any idea how hard this is?) and dropped him in a cage labeled "Mickey" right between the one labeled "Kairi" and the one labeled "Mom". All the cages were full.
"HAHAHA" screamed Sora "NOW NO ONE IS ALIVE WHO IS NOT A SQUIRREL EXCEPT ME! NOW I CAN EAT MY PIE IN PEACE!"
He ate pie forever and ever, until his massive insanity gave him a tumor on the side of his head the size of a watermelon and he died.
THE END