Author's Note: Inspired by the "Things to do at Walmart" section of nene1234's profile. IT HAZ LOLZ.
Raven peeked around the corner and snickered softly to herself. In her hand she held a Skittles bag, practically bulging with the rainbow-coloured confectionaries. As a harassed-looking employee Koopa Troopa came down the aisle towards her, Raven ripped open the bag and grabbed a handful of Skittles.
Pelting the shocked employee with the sweets, she screamed, "TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!"
"WHAT THE HELL, MAN?" bellowed the Koopa, and he ran back up the aisle, some Skittles still stuck in his spiked collar.
Chuckling to herself, Raven ceased her fire. "That was fun."
Later that day, Raven caught sight of Nastasia walking into the store, consulting the shopping list she had clenched in her fist. Barely smothering a grin, Raven bounded up to the secretary.
"Oh. Um, hi, Raven. What are you doing here?"
"I just wanted to give you a little present," said Raven sweetly, giving Nastasia the puppy-eye trick.
"Sure," sighed Nastasia. "Make it quick, 'K?"
"Oh, I'll make it quick," said Raven with an evil grin. Nastasia had barely any time to say "Raven, what - " before the forest girl hurled fistful after fistful of Skittles at the secretary.
"OW! RAVEN! WHAT THE HELL! GAH! RAVEN! STOP IT THIS INSTANT, 'K?"
Laughing insanely, Raven ran up to a nearby Goomba mother and poured the remaining Skittles over her head. The forest girl then sprinted out of the shop, cackling.
Author's Note: Short... but fun to write! Next up... OOH! In-ter-es-ting!