Okay, so I just came up with this idea like fifteen minutes ago, and it all started with just Finn waking Jake up and then the rest just came from the top of my head as I went, so if it sucks, that's why.
And I wrote this in a very unique style. I've never written anything like this before where it's all just dialogue because most things require more descriptions and stuff, but I didn't really feel that it was necessary here. I tried to make it as clear as possible as to who was talking when, but if you get confused, I'm really sorry.
"Jake. Jake. Jake wake up. Jake."
"What?"
"Jake. Jake."
"I said what?"
"Jake."
"MY GLOB IM AWAKE."
"… Hey Jake?"
"What Finn…"
"Do you want to go on an adventure?"
"Sure Finn…"
"YEAHHHHHH."
~.~
"Are you all the way awake now Jake?"
"Yeah, man. Sorry about that, you know me and mornings aren't the best of friends."
"It's okay Jake, we'll deal with your lady problems later,"
"Lady problems?"
"but now we've got monsters to fight, princesses to save, Ice Kings to teach moral lessons to, and all of the above!"
"Yeah, alright!"
~.~
"Jake, where is everybody?"
"I don't know, but it's all quiet and stuff…"
"Jake, what if everyone was all sucked up into an alien spacecraft and are all being tested on right now as we speak? Or what if they all went blind and started wandering around and went too far and all got lost? Or what if they all fell into holes in the ground and are stuck? Or what if a monster ate them all and they're all cold and lonely in its belly? Or even worse, what if they all got invited to a party that we weren't invited to!"
"Calm down dude, you're over thinking it. They're probably all sleeping or on vacation or something."
"I hope you're right Jake, I hope you're right…"
~.~
"Maybe the castle will hold some answers. I'll stretch us in."
"Jake, it's all dark, I can't see a thing…"
"Here, let me see if I can find a switch somewhere… there."
"SURPRISE!"
"Oh Glob I was right, they are having a party without us! Why, PB? WHY?"
"No no, you've got it all wrong. This is our Surprise Hero Party for you guys! C'mon, we do it every year…"
"Oh yeah, that's right! Ha-ha, we were so silly to think they ditched us, right Jake? Jake?"
"Sorry, I'm too busy dancing with some babes!"
"Right… PARTAYYYY!"
"You two are so silly… Citizens of the Candy Kingdom, may the Annual Surprise Party for our Heroes commence!"
So yeah, once again, if it sucked, I'm sorry. It's three in the morning, and I've never written anything like this before. So my apologies if you find it horrendous. :)
