Predictable
Chapter one: jokes and WHAT NARUTO AND HIS SENSEI?
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto other creations are mine
"I'm going to win!" Aurora yelled smirking as her friend lost the seventeenth time; they were playing Tekken three
"You suck" Nikki said putting her controller down eyeing her friend suspiciously "what it's not my fault you suck at this game" Aurora said getting ready to run "your going to pay for saying that!" Nikki yelled chasing after her best friend her brown hair flared behind her.
"Ahhhhh!" Aurora yelled running into the front door face first falling flat on her back "there's a door there Aurora" Nikki laughed as she saw her friend go face first into the door.
"Umm Aurora are you okay?" Nikki asked as her friend laid on the floor motionless "Aurora!" she ran towards her friend bending over her "BOO!" Aurora yelled making Nikki jump and fall on her butt "Ah man I got you good Nikki you should have seen your face" Aurora's White hair hung in her face.
"Your gonna die now" Nikki threatened as she got up and went into the kitchen and grabbed a butcher knife from off the top of the fridge
"Ahhhhh no don't cut me up and little pieces and feed them to my Chihuahua" Aurora screamed as she scrambled to get on her feet "well I wasn't but now thanks to you I am" Nikki laughed sadistically as she neared Aurora with the knife pointed towards her.
"OH Aurora where were we at OH that's right I was going to chop you up into little pieces and feed you to your puppy" Nikki said moving closer with the butcher knife. "Now now Nikki you don't want to do that I'm your best friend remember we've known each other since kindergarten " Aurora said nervously.
"Wuhahahahahaha!" Nikki said cutting Aurora with the knife and coming out of her trance "HOLY SHIT" Aurora screamed as the blood ran down from the long cut on her arm "What happened?" Nikki asked confused as Aurora screamed and watched the blood flow from her arm "That wasn't you it was your alter ego the sadistic side" Aurora said to Nikki as she bandaged up her arm.
I n the morning Aurora's POV
"Uuunnnn" Aurora groaned as someone shaked her lightly she slapped at their hand thinking she was still dreaming "I didn't order ten thousand pieces of cheese" Aurora said rolling over and falling off the bed waking up from her dream "I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR!" she yelled shooting up from the pile of blankets.
"Hi ya!" a man with gray hair, a mask covering half of his face and a hidden in the leaf village Headband covering his left eye said sitting down by Aurora "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?" Aurora yelled crawling backwards from the guy in front of her "Hatake Kakashi" He said following her "AHHHHHHHHHHH NIKKI SOME PSYHCOS' IS IN MY ROOM SAYING HE'S KAKASHI!" Aurora yelled jumping up and running to her friend's bedroom across the hall.
"What?" Nikki said jumping out of her bed and hitting the floor with a thud "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Aurora yelled as the man followed her into the room "Aurora what the he-" Nikki asked but stopped as Aurora ran behind and a man walked into the room "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Nikki yelled pulling lucy the mallet out from under her bed "Hatake Kakashi" He said scared " SENSEI!" a blonde kid yelled running out from Nikki's closet and standing next to the older man " WHAT THE HELL!" Aurora yelled coming out from behind Nikki moving over to Kakashi and poking him "Naruto and Kakashi they are real I'm not dreaming" Aurora said doing an inspection of the two people in front of her "why us? Why us? Why?" Nikki asked out loud as Naruto attacked her with questions about everything.