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This is another fun one that I did. Again, it's completely random, but don't worry, I do write serious ones too.
The Pointless Story #2
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, were wandering aimlessly through the woods one day. They had not eaten in over a week and were completely lost. They didn't know what to do anymore.
"Oh!" Sakura screamed. "I can't take it anymore!"
She collapsed into a giant pile of pigeon droppings. Sasuke looked concerned, so he skipped over to her side and bent over. He had an inquisitive look on his face.
"WATCHA DOIN?" he asked the girl who was face down in the pile of crap. Sakura did not respond. Naruto saw she was not responding and immediately began dumping cat litter on top of her.
"Hurry!" he yelled. "We have to save the droppings!"
Suddenly, a giant teddy bear bounced out of the trees and landed on top of Sasuke's party hat. Sasuke looked devastated.
"NO!" he shouted. "That was for Ecknokokis!" This tore Sasuke apart inside, and ate his cookies, as well. So he began to sing We Are The Champions as if he had a goat shoved up his ass. When this didn't help, he picked up Sakura, who was holding a juice box, and threw up in her shirt. Sakura was pleased with this, so she gently set her juice box aside, and attempted to make a sandcastle with the vomit.
"It doesn't work! Why Agnes? WHY?!" Her attempt had failed miserably. Meanwhile, Naruto was rubbing his ass across the giant teddy bear. But after a few minutes, the teddy bear began to melt. He started to sink into it, and looked around frantically for an escape. He didn't find one, so he settled for his umbrella. He took it out of his wallet and threw it up into the air screaming, "Up, up and away!"
Obviously this did absolutely nothing, but anger the melting mass even more, so Naruto was disappearing into it faster and faster. But just as he was about to go under, the teddy bear evaporated, and took Sakura's juice box with it. Naruto was in a daze after seeing the juice box disappear, but he felt better after he turned his bedroom light off. Since he felt better, he went over to help Sakura and Agnes with their vomit castle.
But as they were doing this, a hippie suddenly dropped from the sky, along with a ruby the size, and shape of a fire hydrant. The hippie fell on top of their castle and it splattered in Sakura's ear. "OMG!" she screamed. "I can't smell now! Why do bluejays have fins?!"
This upset the hippie, so he left with Agnes to go to the zoo.
"Well," Naruto said, "at least that hamburger is finally gone."
And so finally, it was the ambulance's turn.