"Aright kiddo's we're nearly there!" The guide shouts. Fanning himself with his sweat drenched hat.
Naruto slumps against a tree sweat dripping from his face, soaking his shirt.
Sasuke turns around, "come on dobe where going to get left behind!" He says irritably
Naruto lifts his hand weakly, and places it on Sasuke's shoulder, "Sasuke you may be a bastard, but I love you and when I die I want you to bury me under that beautiful apple tree, but don't cry over me just take care of our three darling kids, and dog…and just…live…on," Naruto slumps against Sasuke's body, "I'm dying, I can see the bright white light! It's so beautiful!" Naruto closes his eyes.
"Baka!" Sasuke pushes Naruto off of him; Naruto unceremoniously falls into a pool of mud, dirtying his clothes.
"Teme! You got my clothes dirty, you're gonna pay for my dry cleaning, but don't worry if you can't afford it you can always pay with your bod…Sasuke are you even listening to me?"
Sasuke looks around him, he paces up and down, and he takes a map out of his backpack and checks it. He groans.
"What's wrong?" Naruto asks.
"We're lost! I should have left you here to die."
Naruto gasps, "what you would leave your lovely, beautiful wife here to die on this hot and dangerous mountain!"
"Sasuke~" Naruto whines.
"What!" He heatedly replies.
"It's so hooooooot!"
The sun burns even brighter in the sky; Sasuke takes off his thoroughlysoaked shirt, sweat drips down his chest and over his washboard abs.
"Sasuke."
The dark haired boy growls, "what Naruto!"
"if I weren't of a questionable sexual orientation, I would so totally rape you until the morning. Did anyone ever tell you that you look sexier when your back is turned to them."
"Naruto."
"What, my adorable little hubby?"
"Shut the hell up for at least five minutes."
The moon rises into the sky, doing little to alleviate the stifling summer temperature. Sasuke stops in the middle of a clearing in the mountains.
"Alright, we'll make camp here, spend the night, and search for the others tomorrow," Sasuke instructs Naruto to start building a fire, Sasuke clears the mountain flooring of leaves and other debris. He lays out his hand Naruto's sleeping bags- as far away from each other as he possibly can.
"Sasuke, fire's done!" The hyperactive blonde calls out.
The smoke from the blotted fire curls its tendrils into the sky. Naruto lays silently in his sleeping bag, the steady fall and rise of his chest revealing that he's actually sleep. Sasuke studies the blonde's face- the long thin eyelashes, the shape of his eyes, the whisker like marks marring his beautiful cheeks, and the soft plushness of his lips.
Sasuke- influenced by some unseen force- leans down, his body lightly touches the blonde, their lips near inches from each other.
"If you wanted to kiss me so badly, all you had to do was asks." Naruto coyly smiles.
Sasuke quickly moves away from Naruto.
He scoffs, "I wasn't trying to kiss you! There was just a bug crawling on you that I was trying to remove!"
"Oh, really so there was a bug crawling on my lip?"
Sasuke walks off toward his sleeping bag, "Naruto shut up and go to sleep!"
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