Jaspice

Disclaimer- The genius SM owns Twilight i basically just make them do things she never

Bella POV

'Edward come here a minute i need to tell you something' I shouted. What words were the best to use when trying to ask your husband why they have never had it since Nessie was born.... hmmm I wonder ????

'What is it ?' He shouted back

"Just wanting to ask you something private'

'Umm..ok' he gracefully leaped down the stairs and stepped on Alice and Jaspers rabbit Jaspice.

'Do you think they will notice'

'Nooo not at all infact they will probably eat it since Jasper is insane at the sight of blood and its guts are haning out its ears'.

'What is it you wanted to say to me?' he asked me trying to get away from the fact that Jaspice has been squashed.

'Well our personal life hasn't exactly been the same since Renesmee was born'

'Umm ok then emm what do you want to do then?' He sounded extremey confused.

'I think we could like leave it just a little while until her and Jake are together'

'No problem.. what are we going to do about Jas--'

'Omg eddie-poo what have you done to Jaspice' guess who...........Emmett.

'Nothing it just fell under-neath my shoe'

'Oh ok let's burn him'

'um ok'

Meanwhile in alice and jaspers room

Alice POV

'Jazz i think Emmett has fallen into Edward and Bellas bonfire'

'Alice Emmett is standing at the door'

'Omg Jaspice'

'Who?'

'Our bunny'

'OOOOOO'

'But the smoke is purple how can it be Jaspice'

'Well Rose kinda experimented when you were out shopping with Esme'

Outside-----

Bella POV

'Burn baby burn!!!

Burn baby burn' Emmett was dancing around the bonfire singing and Edward was looking up to Alice and Jasper's room window smirking :{|

'Hey Bella since we have the bonfire do you want to get Mike and lt him see how hot he really is' Emmett asked me

'Emm sure but I want to let Lauren see how hot she gets' I always hated her

Finally I get to kill my enemies

'I am going to kill you Emmett'

'Eddie I thought you were smart'

'What are you talking about Emmett'

'Well you see....Carlisle has already killed me'

'Emmett that is sick and Im telling on you'

'Come'on what have I done that is that bad?'

'Emmett you and my wife are planning to kill my classmates'

Me and Emmett took of towards Mike's house and Emmett sining Hot'n'Cold

'Cause Jake's hot and Im cold'

EMMETT SHUT UP!!!!!

ok chill

Oh flip theres Mike

and Emmett's ontop of him talking him throught about him being a vampire and how he was about to kill him

He let his teeth sink into his neck and then dragged him back to our house.

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