Once upon a time in the faraway land of New Mexico there lived a "charming" boy named Troy. He and his girlfriend Gabriella were evil and they realized it when it was far too late. The day of their death was the worst day of their lives and the best of the rest of the worlds. They found each other in a dark cold room and as they lay their basking in the glory, they realized that they would die in barely a minute. A young girl with the face of a normal person hung them above a giant pot of boiling water that sat atop a titanic fire. They were lowered into the water as they screamed the last scream. She looked on as their bodies slowly deteriorated in the water amongst the other bodies of their friends and classmates and families and teachers and colleagues. Slowly they all died painful deaths. And they all lived happily ever after.