The male version of Fire Emblem Awakening's Robin was at the newly constructed tavern that belonged to Falco Lombardi, who had left the business for a while but decided to come back after years of inactivity. Male Robin sighed as sipped some wine, shaking his head.
"I just hate it, Jerry! Hate it!" Male Robin complained as he placed his hands on his head, sounding exactly like George Costanza. "No one gives me respect! All they think of me is either 'who' or 'yet another anime swordsman'! It's infuriating!"
Falco smirked as he was pouring some more alcohol for the other adult Smashers. "Well, what do you want to do, white boy? Just drink your troubles away?"
"Nah. I rather read a dictionary for the umpteenth time." Male Robin rebutted as he slammed his right fist on the counter. "Although I'm sick of just complaining. I'm gonna do something, like..."
"Robbing an inn?" Barbara The Bat stated as she was cleaning up her guitar.
Male Robin laughed as he stood up, pointing at Barbara. "That's a great idea! Robbing a bank! I mean, inn! Yeah! Robbin an inn!" He then dashed out of Falco's tavern. "That will make a man out of me for sure!"
Barbara rolled her eyes as she kept on cleaning her guitar. "What a fat."
"...Fat what?" Falco remarked as he glanced at Barbara, with Female Robin stumbling in as she groaned, her arms folded together as she was hunched over, her stomach grumbling.
"Ugh... I don't feel good..." Female Robin groaned in pain as her legs trembled.
R.O.B., the resident Robotic Operating Buddy, approached Female Robin as he looked at her, moving his mechanical arms up and down. "Is there a problem, Female Robin?"
Female Robin closed her eyes as she released a bassy fart that echoed within the tavern, scaring off many of the Smashers as Falco groaned, frantically waving the air with his right wing.
"Eyuck! Get out of her, you damn wind bag!" Falco snapped angrily at Female Robin as he pointed at the door. "It's bad enough that Peach and Palutena break wind, but now we don't need you to do it, either!"
Female Robin groaned as she glanced at Falco. "I'm s-sorry! I can't help it! I just feel so ga-" She then screamed as she let out another brassy fart, collapsing on her knees.
Falco growled angrily as he grabbed the flatulent Female Robin, chucking her out of his tavern as he pulled out a air freshener and sprayed it all over the tavern, it having the bread scent to match with the blue bird's love for bread, with ROB following Female Robin as the robot was willing to help out the flatulent woman.
...While Male Robin had already left the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, heading westward in the middle of nowhere as they were at a desert, with the white haired magic man determined to make something out of himself.
