Seme Supreme
Summary: Naruto finally comes to terms with his sexuality and after dating around a bit, realizes he's going to need some help with this whole dating thing. That's exactly what makes him end up on 'Seme Supreme', the new twist on 'The Bachelorette' with yaoi (because yaoi sells). How will Naruto fare against a house full of hungry semes?
A/N: This is something that has been on my mind for quite some time now. The first yaoi fic I ever read was The Ukette, the most amazing thing in my opinion. It sucked me into the yaoi world, but sadly it has seemed to be discontinued, despite my attempts to get in contact with the author (I have PM'd her a dozen times, I kid you not) so I am making my own twist on the idea.
To make things straight:
No, I'm not copying her story and no, I'm not stealing her idea. I give full credit to the idea of a gay version of the Flavor of Love, which is why this is not being called The Ukette or anything of that nature.
This fic was inspired by the Ukette, not a copy of it, so don't get your thong in a knot! I just want to thank myinukoi for bringing me into the wonderful world of yaoi, wherever she disappeared to. :P
Now that that's over with, enjoy! :D
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto-sama. The Ukette and the idea behind it belongs to myinukoi.
Signed
A woman sat behind a dark oak desk, her back turned to the blonde seated across from her, fidgeting in his chair. She swiveled side to side, a smirk on her face.
She was pleased. Very pleased.
The blonde was the image of a nervous wreck, anxious to hear the woman's reply on a pressing issue. He bit his lip as blue eyes dotted nervously around the room, unsure at what to look at. The two tall men on either side of him were not helping despite the one on his right being strikingly handsome.
"So you think you have what it takes?"
The fidgeting continued, unsure on how to respond. His love life depended on the answer.
"Well…yeah."
A silence ensued. Naruto gulped. More lip chewing and his now shaking hands added to the thick atmosphere. All of a sudden she swiveled around, a big smile on her face as she stuck her hand out in front of him.
He nearly fell out of his chair.
"Welcome to the family, Uzumaki!"
Naruto shook her hand, unsure of what she was talking about. Her smile was suspiciously wide as she snapped her fingers. The larger of the two men beside him moved and Naruto flinched as a paper was neatly placed in front of him. He looked down to notice a neatly printed document.
"Just sign on the line," the woman smoothly encouraged. A pen was slid his way, landing inches from the edge of the desk.
This woman was good.
The blonde quickly signed his name, all traces of anxiety and shaky hands gone. The woman issued him another dazzling smile, reaching over to shake his hand once more (although Naruto could've swore she was reaching for his crotch despite his other hand in his lap) before snatching the paper up and filing it away.
"Nice doing business with you, Naruto."
The blonde let a huge grin spread across his face.
"Same with you, Ishugashi-sama."
A mischievous look sparkled in her eyes as she smiled a warm smile.
"Call me Mika."
It was then that his fate was sealed.
Yeah, I put myself in there, but I felt as if no one else suited the role and Tsunade is going to be used later as of right now.
Yes, it's short, but I thought it was great for an introduction. The second one will be longer. 2k+ words. I promise. It's already typed up. :3
Reviews will be appreciated. Greatly! And the first few reviews will get special gift so to speak well…type, so review and you'll see what I mean.
~Mika