Shizune: There are 30 contestants and the rule is every chapter after 5 or more votes from you, the viewers, a person will be voted out of Konoha. Some people will gain immunity by winning challenges. (note: challenge winners are decided by random selection, like the teams)
Shizune: So without further ado here are the short video interviews with the contestants with Deidara. (some characters are OOC)
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Aburame Shino-
Shino: I don't even know why I'm competing in this... I really don't care. I can see my house from the camp. See? right over there. (points)
Deidara: You're here because you have to, un.
Shino: Am I allowed to go home at night?
Deidara: No, un.
Shino: (sighs)
Akimichi Chouji-
Chouji: Will there be food at the camp?
Deidara: No, un.
Chouji: WHAT?! I DON'T WANNA BE ON THE SHOW NOW LET ME LEAVE!
Deidara: SECURITY, UN!
Security: (drags Chouji off to the camp)
Baudelaire Cat-
Deidara: Why did you join Sur- OW, UN! SHE THREW A SHOE AT ME, UN!
Cat: Annoying jerk.
Deidara: Why you little, un! (strangling)
Cat: (strangling back)
Sasori: (runs out and stop them from killing each other)
Gaara-
Deidara: (rubbing neck where was strangled) Owww... So why did YOU join Sur- OW, UN! NOT AGAIN,UN! QUITE GIVING ME APPLICANTS WHO THROW SHOES AT ME, UN!
Gaara: (throws other shoe)
Sasori: (confiscating shoes at the door now)
Haku-
Deidara: ... Will you throw shoes at me, un?
Haku: ... No, why?
Deidara: That's what the last two applicants have done.
Haku: Okay... Can I leave now?
Deidara: Un.
Haruno Sakura-
Sakura: and I love it when Sasuke-
Deidara: MAKE IT STOP, UN! SHE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT SASUKE FOR THE PAST HOUR, UN!
Sakura: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIHT THAT?! (throws confiscated shoe at)
Deidara: SASORI! HIDE THE SHOES YOU CONFISCATE!
Sasori: Okay... (hiding shoes)
Hatake Kakashi-
Kakashi: (reading)
Deidara: Whatcha reading, un?
Kakashi: This. (holds book in front of Deidara's face)
Deidara: OH MY GOD! (faints)
Kakashi: (walks off looking quite pleased with himself)
Hoshigaki Kisame-
Deidara: Hi Kisame, un.
Kisame: How many people attacked you today?
Deidara: So far 4 counting Kakashi's book.
Kisame: Can I go now? We already know who the applciant are so why-
Deidara: QUIT THE READERS DON'T KNOW THAT, UN!
Kisame: So can I go?
Deidara: ... Yes, un.
Hyuuga Hinata-
Hinata: (looking down) Ummm... Uhhhhh... Ehhhh... (looks up) RABID WEASELS. (walks out)
Deidara: What the un?
Hyuuga Neji-
Neji: I'm already destined to win so why have interviews?
Deidara: For the millionth time you are not destined to win. You might lose.
Neji: YOU LIE! (throws headband at)
Deidara: OW, UN! SASORI START COLLECTNIG HEADBANDS TOO!
Sasori: The rules say we can only confiscate one things and thats shoes.
Deidara: (crying into hands)
Inuzuki Kiba-
Deidara: Pets aren't allowed in the camp.
Kiba: He's not my pet, he's my best friend. Just think of him as a part of me that can traverse from my head to my chest and away from my body of it's own independant will.
Deidara: 0.o What the un?
Jiraiya-
Jiraiya: Are you a girl?
Deidara: Yes, un.
Jiraiya: You shouldn't cover up like that.
Deidara: That's none of your business, un.
Jiraiya: You should show the world what you are.
Deidara: SHUT UP, UN! (throws shoe at)
Sasori: You're not allowed to him the applicants either.
Deidara: SHUT UP, UN!
Kankurou-
Deidara: What's that thing on your back, un?
Kankurou: Puppet.
Deidara: What's it do, un?
Kankurou: Kill things, un.
Deidara: Don't do that, un.
Kankurou: Why, un?
Deidara: GRAAAHH, UN! (technical difficulties sign appears)
(picture comes back)
Kankurou: (with a black eye) It was worth it.
Maito Gai-
Gai: BLOOM OF YOUTH!
Deidara: Yes, yes you've been yelling about it for an hour now, no one cares.
Gai: THAT IS NOT THE BLOOM OF YOUTH! (punches)
Deidara: OWWW! SIT BACK DOWN!
Mitarashi Anko-
Anko: (swinging legs while sitting on the interviews chair)
Deidara: Okay actually back to interviews, Why did you join Survivor: Konoha, un?
Anko: I was bored. (still swinging)
Deidara: Do you need to swing your legs, un?
Anko: Do you need to say un after every sentance?
Deidara: Touche, un.
Momochi Zabuza-
Deidara: Wait, aren't you and the girly guy dead, un?
Zabuza: Uhhh... Ummmm... uhhh... HAKU RUN!
Zabuza and Haku: (running away)
Deidara: Well, snap, un.
Nara Shikamaru-
Shika: -and this interviews is troublesome and you are-
Deidara: YES YES TROUBLESOME YOU'VE BEEN SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES!
Sasori: How long have these interviews been going?
Deidara: Two. Painful. Days. Un.
Orochimaru-
Deidara: Hi Orochi, un.
Orochi: Yo.
Deidara: Okay interviews taking too long, you go now.
Orochi: 'Kay. (clamly gets up and leaves)
Deidara: Ne- (is hit by a shoe thrown by Orochi, hurt by being ignored)
Rocky-
Rocky: MY NAMES NOT ROCKY!
Deidara: QUIT YELLING AT THE AUTHOR, un! She can kill us here, un.
Rocky: What?! (looks up to see a very evil looking girl wiht short brown hair looking down into the room they're in)
Deidara: Un, you get used to it afetr a while. At least she's not throwing shoes at y- OW!
Tayuya-
Tayuya: Well, anyway I (beepin') coulda have (beeping) kicked his (beep) but that (beeping) (beep) got in the (beeping) way.
Deidara: Wow, un. Swear much, un?
Tayuya: (Beeping) straight.
Temari-
Deidara: Do you even have a personality in the show, un?
Temari: Not really, but I get an awesome weapon.
Deidara: True dat, un, true dat, un.
Tenten-
Deidara: You got even less of a personality doncha, un?
Tenten: Yes, so teh supreme overlord will decide how I act in this fic.
Deidara: That's nice, un.
Tsunade-
Deidara: EXACTLY HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THIS THING, UN!?
Sasori: Thirty.
Deidara: Good we're ending soon, un.
Tsunade: QUIT IGNORING ME! (throws shoe at)
Deidara: SASORI YOU ARE HORRIBLE AT SHOE CONFISCATION, UN!
Uchiha Itachi-
Deidara: Hey Itachi, un.
Itachi: Hi Deidara.
Deidara: Bye Itachi, un.
Itachi: Bye Deidara. (walks out)
Uchiha Sasuke-
Sasuke: -AND THEN I WILL FINALLY HAVE MY DUELLY DESERVED REVENGE!
Deidara: You do know I'm in the same organization as Itachi, un? And talk to him alot, un? And can tell him your plans, un?
Sasuke: Well, snap.
Uzumaki Naruto-
Naruto: -AND THEN I WILL FINALLY BE HOKAGE!
Deidara: Why do I always get the loud people, un?
Yamanaka Ino-
Ino: -AND THEN SASUKE WILL FINALLY BE MINE!
Deidara: Is it just me or are these getting repetitive, un?
Sasori: The authors bored.
Deidara: I see, un.
Yukushi Kabuto-
Kabuto: I have absolutely nothing to say.
Deidara: Well you have to say something, un.
Kabuto: Ummmm... (puts on a hat with the words "Kabuto's Rulin' Hat" printed on it in horrible writing) NOW THAT I'M THE MASTER OF ALL THE PLANET, I CAN WEAR MY SPECIAL RULIN' HAT! IT'S FULL OF EVIL!!
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Shizune: Well the interviews are over, because we ran out of people and I don't think anyone could top Kabuto and his Rulin' Hat...