Two Knights and one sword.
Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy nine Squaresoft does
However, I have completed it on the playstation. The end boss was
ridiculously easy
Location: Alexandria Castle.
"Well this is an unexpected sight" Dagger chuckled.
" Well I'd never thought I'd see the day" Zidane said laughing silently.
Beatrix and Steiner were making out in the armoury. When they realised they were being watched they pulled away from each other, faces bright red.
"What are you doing here?" Steiner bellowed fuming.
"Can't we get any privacy around here" Beatrix exclaimed.
"So what were you doing Rusty" Zidane said trying to keep a straight face.
" Nothing" Steiner almost shouted.
"Didn't look like nothing to me, did ya just trip and fall on her lips?"
" I guess you could say that" Steiner mumbled.
" Come on I think someone is in love come on admit it ya love Beatrix!"
" I uh" Steiner replied lost for words.
"Has this been going on long Beatrix?" Dagger questioned raising an eyebrow.
" Uh yeah" Beatrix answered almost ashamed.
"Come on spill the beans, is he good?" Dagger asked.
" Okay what is this, the third degree!?!?" Beatrix exploded.
" Leave us alone" Steiner added.
" Okay, okay we get the point" Zidane replied backing away.
5 mins later
Beatrix and Steiner were making out again but little did they know Zidane and Dagger are filming their every move!
" Are you sure this is a good idea?" Dagger questioned worriedly.
" Sure they'll never notice" Zidane replied raising the camcorder to his eye.
" Hmmmm" Beatrix sounded pulling away from Steiner.
" What is it" Steiner said cautiously.
" I feel like were being watched" Beatrix whispered narrowing her eye.
" HI YA" Beatrix screamed kicking open the door Dagger and Zidane were behind.
"Hey! What are you doing" Steiner shouted.
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrr nothing" Zidane said shaking.
" GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CUT YOU DOWN TO SIZE! Beatrix yelled at the top of her voice and drawing her sword (The save the queen) and Steiner drew his sword (The Excalibur II) and begun to stare down Zidane and Dagger who left quickly dropping the camcorder Zidane had been using.
"Hey not bad Beatrix"
" Pretty good Steiner"
The two Knights chuckled smiled at each other and the rest is History!
The End
That was my first ever fic so please be honest in your reviews thanks!
Location: Alexandria Castle.
"Well this is an unexpected sight" Dagger chuckled.
" Well I'd never thought I'd see the day" Zidane said laughing silently.
Beatrix and Steiner were making out in the armoury. When they realised they were being watched they pulled away from each other, faces bright red.
"What are you doing here?" Steiner bellowed fuming.
"Can't we get any privacy around here" Beatrix exclaimed.
"So what were you doing Rusty" Zidane said trying to keep a straight face.
" Nothing" Steiner almost shouted.
"Didn't look like nothing to me, did ya just trip and fall on her lips?"
" I guess you could say that" Steiner mumbled.
" Come on I think someone is in love come on admit it ya love Beatrix!"
" I uh" Steiner replied lost for words.
"Has this been going on long Beatrix?" Dagger questioned raising an eyebrow.
" Uh yeah" Beatrix answered almost ashamed.
"Come on spill the beans, is he good?" Dagger asked.
" Okay what is this, the third degree!?!?" Beatrix exploded.
" Leave us alone" Steiner added.
" Okay, okay we get the point" Zidane replied backing away.
5 mins later
Beatrix and Steiner were making out again but little did they know Zidane and Dagger are filming their every move!
" Are you sure this is a good idea?" Dagger questioned worriedly.
" Sure they'll never notice" Zidane replied raising the camcorder to his eye.
" Hmmmm" Beatrix sounded pulling away from Steiner.
" What is it" Steiner said cautiously.
" I feel like were being watched" Beatrix whispered narrowing her eye.
" HI YA" Beatrix screamed kicking open the door Dagger and Zidane were behind.
"Hey! What are you doing" Steiner shouted.
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrr nothing" Zidane said shaking.
" GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CUT YOU DOWN TO SIZE! Beatrix yelled at the top of her voice and drawing her sword (The save the queen) and Steiner drew his sword (The Excalibur II) and begun to stare down Zidane and Dagger who left quickly dropping the camcorder Zidane had been using.
"Hey not bad Beatrix"
" Pretty good Steiner"
The two Knights chuckled smiled at each other and the rest is History!
The End
That was my first ever fic so please be honest in your reviews thanks!