GOOD DAY, READERS! It has been a while for me, but here's another one that just came to me! Again, stupid Writer's Block... I'll let you read the fic now...

The doorbell rang. At this time? Silver wondered. It was about 7:00 AM, a little bit later then that, but at a glance, it looked like 7. Maybe it wasn't too early for someone to come by. Well, it depends who has approached. It was probably the right time for the door-to-door salesmen to come by and sell some special alarm clock or whatever to those who go to work at this time, or some other piece of junk from China or whatever. I don't know much about economics. I think it's economics... Anyway, back to the story.

What Silver did know, however, is that it's too early for Sonic or Shadow to come by and mess with him. Before opening his front door, he looked through the little peep hole. He could not see anything out of it. Huh? Someone must be covering it! Armed robbers trying to hide! Silver thought, readying his psychokinesis. He then unlocked and opened the door, projecting a psychic shield to protect himself from any bullets. After a few seconds, Silver noticed that who was at the door but... no one? What the? Silver sighed. Must have been ding dong ditches/ers.

The white hedgehog turned himself around to return to the innards of his homestead, only to find two people screaming at him.

"RRRRRRAAAAAARRRGGGHH!" The two pranksters screamed.

"AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH!" Silver screamed, followed by him falling backwards, but catching himself with his levitating abilities and setting himself back on his feet.

Oh look, it appears that the two that freaked Silver out were his to 'friends' Sonic and Shadow. Just who Silver hadn't hoped for, much less expected at this time. "Oh look," Silver stared. "It's just who I hadn't hoped for."

The blue and black hedgehogs were still getting their laughs out of them, and they barely heard Silver.

"Hello!" Silver yelled over their laughter. "Why are you guys here?"

"Ahhhhh..." Sonic sighed in relief, after all the laughter. "Nice to see you too!" He sarcastically answered.

"Not really." Silver said under his breath. He didn't get up early just to be picked on by Sonic and Shadow. Wait. Why were they here anyway? "What're you guys doing at my house this early? Usually we don't get up 'till like 10 or so. Wait no, first of all, how'd you ring my doorbell in front of me, and then appear behind me?"

"It's this little thing called 'speed'." Shadow sarcastically informed. "I'm not sure if you've heard of it."

Silver lowered his head for a moment, in the 'woooooow, really?' kind of way. He then faced Sonic. "So why are you guys here?"

"Oh, we're just here to pick on you a little for not being fast like us." The blue hedgehog replied.

"Okay, but why now?"

"Well there's a saying we put together: 'Fast to bed, fast to wake, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and qui-acke!"

"That doesn't rhyme, genius. And one more thing: Why is Shadow actually happy!"

Sonic looked at Shadow. "...It's Christmas season!"

"It's still November! Christmas season doesn't really start for everyone until December! Well, unless you work at Hobby Lobby, I guess. They start selling Christmas stuff in, like, March."

Shadow sighed. "Why do you hate Christmas, Silver?"

"I DON'T HATE CHRISTMAS!" Silver yelled. "I'M JUST A LITTLE ANNOYED BY YOU GUYS NOW!" Silver took a sec to calm himself. "We'll hang out later, guys. Just wait until I'm more awake and eat breakfast and shower and all that. Cool?"

"Okay!" Sonic said, flashing his famous thumbs up.

"Good. Now, go away!" Silver slammed the door in their faces and he walked off his porch. Porch? Then it hit him: Sonic and Shadow got him from behind, which was further inside his house. Therefore, Silver slammed Sonic and Shadow inside his own house, and put himself outside. D'OH!

Silver opened the door to find Sonic and Shadow holding in a great deal of laughter.

"GoodBYE!" Silver shoved the two hedgehogs out of his house and slammed the door. This time, they were on the right sides.

The disturbed white hedgehog started to head for his shower until...

"Pretty slow thinking of yours!" Shadow yelled tauntingly through the door.

Silver opened the door back up. It was now time to resort to drastic measures. "OH LOOK!" Silver shouted to the world beyond them. "IT IS I, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, LOOKING FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND AMY ROSE!" He then closed and locked every lock that was on his door.

"HEY! IT WAS HIM!" Sonic managed to shout before being tackled.

Thank goodness, it was just enough to keep the mayhem Amy was causing from breaching his home.

Silver chuckled after listening out the door for a few seconds. "Who's the slow thinker now?"

Well, there. I appreciate you reading. I'm not entirely sure where I'll take this story, but you can help by REVIEWING so that I wont lose interest again! Please. The land of no writing is a dark and scary place. I managed to get out. Don't let me go back in...!