My Prince at the Pizza Parlor
Hi, my name is Jimmy RainbowSprinkles. I'm 20 years old, and I have rainbow hair and rainbow eyes. Being such a/n squishy working (phlobotomest,) I decided that I would treat myself to some (fluffy,) (promiscuously tasty pizza! As I (contorted to the local pizza shop, I was overcome with (angst), having never had pizza before in my life! But, as one would say, "There's a (7) time for everything," so (zoinks), why not?
As in stepped inside, the most (rugged) man I'd ever seen came over, (sugar) and (spice) covering his face and (nose.) He ( drowned) at me, his dark eyes and [spiky] hair [headbutting] with each step he took. I tried my best not to stare. I thought to myself, "This guy … he's so [green]!"
As I sat at my [octipi], I found it difficult to [sa-shay] on the menu, my mind still fixed on the [sugoi] guy I had passed on the way in. Who was he? Why did he [dance] at me so (swiftly) on as we passed eachother? What was that on his face? I had to [hop]!
I stood up, determined to find the [pretty] answers to my [booger flicking] mystery, but as I turned around, [zoot]! I ran [pinky finger]-First into none other than … Kaname! My [grotesque] dark mystery man. I was so startled I [masticated] on the floor. He [jiggled] at me, and laughed a lttle. I was so embarased I could almost [defenestrate]. I stood up, shyly rubbing my [belly button.] "H-hi.." I stammered. "I-I'm really s-s-sorry about that.." What was wrong with me? Why couldn't I [sit] him in the eye?
"Hello," He chuckled, "My name is [Kaname]"
"I'm .. Jimmy... Jimmy RainbowSprinkles"
"Well Jimmy," he said, restng his [pizza] on my shoulder, "I think you and I are going to be very … Very good friends. Can I treat you to a Slice of Pizza?" Something told me that this was going to be the best pizza I've ever had.