"You'll never catch me, Webby!" said Louie Duck as he sprinted down the hall of McDuck Manor. He carried the purple flag down the staircase where he witnessed his brother, Dewey, waiting for him.
"Hurry!" said Dewey. "She's right behind you!" Louie continued to run for it until he felt himself being tackled to the floor by a swift force. Groaning, his face being forcibly buried into the carpet, he didn't even have to look to see who his attacker was.
"You can't escape me!" said Webby Vanderquack, as she triumphantly plucked the flag from Louie's hand. "You want our flag, you're gonna have to try harder than that!"
"I did," said Louie, not sounding even a little panicked. "That's why I swapped the flag with Launchpad's underwear."
"Wait, what?" said Webby, until she actually looked at the flag. It was covered in stitches, had "Launchpad McQuack" embroidered on the butt, and also smelled like a small family of skunks crawled into it and died. "Ew, gross!" she said, flinging it halfway across the room.
She pressed harder onto Louie's body and demanded, "Where's the real flag, huh?" Louie groaned under her weight. He knew Webby was only playing, but she didn't need to break their ribs every time the play a game.
"Who cares?" came the voice of Louie's other brother Huey. He emerged from the TV room to show off a green flag. "I just found their lousy flag, Webs!"
"Awesome!" said Webby with glee, looking in Huey's direction. Louie decided to take this opportunity to fling Webby off his back, stand up, and yell to Dewey, "Catch that duck! Our base depends on it!"
Dewey nodded and streaked off after his red-clothed brother, who ran back up the stairs to his and Webby's base. Webby, meanwhile, tried to corner the green-clothed duck before he reached his and Dewey's base, and demanded once again, "Where's my flag?"
"I've hidden it somewhere you'll never find it!" Louie gloated.
Webby paused for a second before saying, "You never nabbed it to begin with, did you?"
"Uhh," said Louie, before running up the stairs to join his blue-clothed brother. Webby just rolled her eyes and chased after him.
The two caught up with Dewey and Huey, who were on the floor struggling with each other, until the green flag fell out of Huey's hand. Noticing this, Louie and Webby both began diving on top of it, struggling to claim it for themselves. Eventually, they got caught in a tug of war, attempting to pull it away from each other.
"Gimme that flag!" said Louie.
"If you say so!" Webby smirked, before letting go, causing Louie to stumble back and crash into a small column supporting a vase. The intense struggle ceased when the four ducklings looked up at the vase wobbling on the top of the column, before falling to the ground and making a loud SMASH!
"Well, that's no good,"said Louie, before turning to face the others. "All in favor of blaming Launchpad?"
However, his brothers and Webby all held frozen looks of terror on their faces. Louie turned around and immediately found out why when he said Mrs. Beakley standing right behind them, practically emitting flames from her nostrils.
"Family meeting," she seethed. "NOW."
"Okay, kids, I think we need to make a few things in this house clear," said Scrooge McDuck, who paced in front of his great nephews and Webby, who were sitting on the couch, with a cloud of anxiety. "When you play your games, try to avoid touching the valuables. Also no touching Launchpad's underwear for flags, because then I'm stuck smelling his foul stench all day long."
"Is that really all you have to say?" said Beakley. "I told you a thousand times, those kids need to play outside."
"Beakley, please," said Scrooge, turning to face his housekeeper. "If we keep telling them what to do, they're bound to rebel."
"And why do you say that?"
"You're the one who kept your granddaughter cooped up in this mansion for the first eleven years of her life. Look how well that turned out for her. She clearly wants freedom. The kind you would never give her. The kind Donald never gave the boys."
"Excuse me!?" seethed Beakley. "Are you attacking the way I take care of Webby? I'll have you know I kept her cooped up because being around someone like you, Mr. McDuck, can lead her into dangerous situations."
"Hasn't she proven she can take care of herself by now, Mrs. Beakley?" Scrooge battled back.
"That's not the point!" said Beakley. "The point is these kids and their reckless games keep destroying the mansion. I have to clean up after them, and, in case you forgot, the money comes out of your pocket."
"Ah, the really good stuff I care about is in the garage," Scrooge said. "As long as they don't unleash another curse on the household, I don't mind their games."
The kids on the couch began to wonder if the adults in the room were even talking to them anymore. A few words between the elderly later, Scrooge faced the children again, and said, "Kids, I'm afraid you're kicked out for the time being. Beakley and I need to have a long talk."
"Well, where are we gonna go?" said Huey.
"Ooh! Funzo's Funzone!" said Louie. "That place is the bomb!"
"Sorry, kids," said Scrooge. "But that place has been closed for renovations for a few weeks."
"Drat," said Huey. "Now what?"
Dewey pondered what they could possibly do outside the mansion, until his eyes suddenly saw an old newspaper on the coffee table. He picked it up and saw the main story on the front, and it gave him an idea.
"Hey, guys, look at this," he said. Everyone leaned over his shoulder to see the article with a large, brown, animatronic bear smiling on the cover. "'After years of preparation, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is ready for its grand reopening. The characters of Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and even Foxy the Pirate Fox are ready to dazzle children yet again with their songs, food and love for kids."
"Well, there you go," said Scrooge. "That place sounds like fun."
Huey, however, looked at the article with distaste. The animatronic bear in the picture looked creepy to him, as if it was smiling in a way to communicate that he had an itch to spook someone.
"I don't know, Dewey," he said. "Doesn't sound so family friendly."
"You kidding!" said Louie, snatching the newspaper and waving it wildly in his brother's face. "Free entertainment and pizza galore! Who says no to that!?"
"I'm down," said Webby. Huey rolled his eyes and reluctantly said, "Whatever, let's head out then."
"Oh, no!" said Beakley. "The last time you kids left the house unsupervised, the Beagle Boys tried to hold you for ransom. You are not going anywhere without an adult!"
Suddenly, the boys' uncle, Donald Duck, entered the room, scratching himself and saying, "Hey, guys, anyone seen my conditioner? I wanna keep my feathers looking silky and smooth."
Scrooge suddenly got a grin on his face and walked up to his nephew and said, "Donald! How's my favorite nephew in the world doing?"
Donald, however, was immediately suspicious and said, "What do you need from me now?"
Scrooge paused for a second before saying, "Okay, Beakley wants the kids out of the house for a while, and they all want to go to this 'Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria', and they need someone to take them."
"Why not Launchpad?" Donald suggested.
"He's got the day off. Come on!" said Scrooge. Donald looked at his uncle with distaste before turning to the couch to see the pleading eyes of his nephews and Webby/.
Finally, he rolled his eyes and said, "Fine. But I still want my conditioner, and you need to pay for the bus fares."
"Your conditioner's in the shower," said Scrooge before turning to Beakley. "Beakley, do you mind?"
Beakley rolled her eyes before reaching into her pocket and dropping some dollar bills into Donald's hand.
"All right then, kids," said Donald. "We leave as soon as I finish my shower."
"Yay!" said all the kids except for Huey, and the four duckling ran out the door, with Donald walking towards the stairs. However, Beakley picked up the newspaper ad, and felt a sense of unease come over her and the creepy bear smiled at her.
Sorry if this intro sounds too similar to the "Funzo's Funzone" episode, but trust me, once the ducks step foot in that evil establishment, that will be where the similarities end. So, all rights to Ducktales belong to Disney Comics and Disney XD, and Five Nights at Freddy's belong to Scott Cawthon.