Truth or Dare with the Avengers and Loki
Co-written by myself and a friend, we'll refer to her as J.
Disclaimer: If J and I owned Marvel, this would actually be happening.
Chapter 1
It all began one day when the Avengers, minus Tony, plus Loki and our two S.H.I.E.L.D. recruits, Cara and Jevin, were sitting around the living room at the Avengers/ Stark Tower.
"SO FRIENDS," Thor boomed, "WHAT SHALL WE DO THIS DAY?"
At that moment Tony walked in, slightly inhibited, as Tony often is, "We are playing truth or dare!" This declaration roused a unanimous groan from the team. "Come on guys. It'll be fun." The billionaire insisted. His only response was skeptical stares from the rest of the team. Tony sighed, "I'll break out the Ben and Jerry's stash."
That got everyone assembled (no pun intended) into sitting in circle on the floor within five minutes, which was quite a feat for 9 people. Well, 7 people and two Asgardians, which is technically 7 people, 1 Asgardian, and a Jotun.
"Cap, start it off. Truth or dare?" Tony asked.
Steve looked quizzically at the rest of the team, "Just humor him." Jevin sighed.
"Truth?" Steve answered hesitantly.
"What is the wildest thing you've ever done?" Tony asked, listening intently.
"Well," the super soldier replied, "I stormed a few German Nazi camps during WWII."
Tony shook his head, "No. The WILDEST thing you've EVER done."
Steve thought for a minute, "I once went clubbing with my barbershop quartet."
Everyone looked at him exasperatedly, "Really! THAT is the wildest thing you've EVER done? You need help Cap." Cara said. Jevin shot her a look, "Coming from you? Really?" Steve just blushed and looked at the floor.
"That was disappointing." Tony said, rolling his eyes, "Ask someone."
"Ummm. . . Thor, truth or dare?" Steve asked.
"I BELIEVE I SHALL TRY ONE OF THESE "DARES" AS YOU CALL THEM, IT SOUNDS LIKE GREAT FUN!" Thor replied.
"Indoor voice Thor." Jevin reprimanded, "Indoor voice."
"My apologies lady Jevin." Thor said, in his version of a whisper.
Meanwhile, Steve had been inventing a dare, "Thor, let Loki braid your hair."
Thor looked appalled, and Loki grinned deviously.
"I do not think this will be great fun." Thor muttered as Loki went to work on his hair.
. . .Three Hours Later. . .
"BROTHER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR?!" Thor shouted, looking in the mirror.
Loki just snickered, along with everyone else.
"WHY?!" Thor bemoaned again, looking once more in the mirror. His shoulder length flaxen hair was in several hundred tightly braided cornrows.
A/N Well, there's chapter one. Ideas are always welcome. This will not be updated until after the holidays. So Merry Christmas! Please review, or Loki will come and put your hair in cornrows