Me: Disclaimer is by me, so I own nothing, so you lawyers can go hide in the bushes with the hyenas

Link: hey Zelda

Zelda: yeah?

Link: you want to know something?

Zelda: what?

Link: i- gets cut off when a dark cloaked dude with red eyes came, he occasionally turned dark green with light green 1 and 0 moving up and down(aka fizzling) then teleported them away

In the lost woods

Link: where am i?

Majora: in a dark, musky, building

Link: no herp le derp

Ganon: i cant see a thing, can any one else?

Everyone exept pipit: nope

Pipit: well there is a closet, a large field with a electric fence in the middle a door that says dormitory and.. I can't make out that word, it starts with s and ends with dungeon?

Link: three things, first how did you see all of that, the place is covered in dust

Pipit: have you seen my home

Link: oh 2 OOO a dungeon, I'll be back- 2 min later- no dungeon item and 3 WE R IN A TUF AR DAR AWENA OMDLECK SKATTAH

Random electric field

?: ho ho ho it seems that my binumicals have done pretty good capturing the LoZ cast hohoho

Ilia: who are you ?

?: I am, THE HACKA 10010101 11001011, and this is my co-host sheri (sad face no epic name)

Sheri: hia peeps I will be telling you what is going on here first, you if you refuse to do a dare and your mind is un hackable-

Hacka: I do not use author power, lever, keyboard, or magic, I hack people's minds

Sheri: ahem if and your mind is un-hackable then I WILL RPE TO DEATH EVERY ONE U KNOW IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOU GAG ON MY FOOT THEN PUSH YOU IN TO A PIT WITH ELMO AND MAKE IMORTLE K N00BZ

Hacka: and I will revive them using /respawn and then do it again (evil laugh)

Everyone: meep

Sheri: there is everything you need when we are gone, we are evil but not jack$$3$

Everyone: finaly we don't have to canabalize tingle any more Yay

Hacka: yup so this is the end so review or THE THREAT (the I WILL RPE TO DEATH EVERY ONE U KNOW IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOU GAG ON MY FOOT THEN PUSH YOU IN TO A PIT WITH ELMO AND MAKE IMORTLE K N00BZ(I will call that the treat( from now on(this is just for funzies(UNLESS you don't have a account then you get off free(if you do review then you get a cookie(I 3 ctrl c & v)))))))

Sheri: also there will be something special on every five chapters

to dare the loz cast please reply and add the dare or truth , if it is super cool i will add you as a co-co-host, and add you in for the 5th chapter special hohoho

now time to awaken the windfish using the shovel and magic powder