A/N – Be the agony aunt on this. Help little Boosh Characters

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Dear Agony Aunt,

I slept with this girl last night. I don't even know her name which makes me feel like a washed up slapper. I've been like this for months and I can't stop thinking of my best mate while I'm wanking off/ having sex. We're both guys and I don't know if he swings that way. What do I do? Help!

From, Electro Poof xx