"Ah, come on Puff. It ain't that bad" Deejay told puff through the restroom stall.
"Yeah, for you this is not bad, Fat boy." Puff yell outside.
"But you only have to do this once and that's it." Benatar said in his British accent.
"Yeah and that's in front of kids. They're not going to mind." Axel said trying to get Puff-Puff to come out.
"Okay I'm comin' out, but you dildos better not laugh!" Puff said as he opened to door to reveal the silly looking bright pink bunny outfit for they're concert.
"Yup, looks good… on… you." Axel tried not to laugh but failed.
"Ha, ha, ha. Very funny Axel. You look like a common street whore."
"What are you talking about? I always dress like this." Axel raised his arms a bit to show off his dark grey shirt with a skull on the front of it.
"Yup, like I said: a common street whore."
"Shut the fuck up Puff. You look like fuckin' Raphly from A Christmas Story." DeeJay said, sticking up for Axel.
"Shut up deejay, you… bitch."
"Hey, you guy's it's time to get on stage." The concert director informed them.
"Well, mind as well get this over with." Puff said as he exhaled to face embarrassment. Within minutes Benatar was singing Friend zone.
"I'm in the friend zone, I'm in the zone, I'm in the friend zone. Now I'm in the friend zone. Oh yea… uh what?"
At that the music stopped as they watch in awe as a portal opened up right in front of them, pulling them in.
"What the fuc… it's pulling me in!" Cried Puff.
The portal then opened up more to suck every thing on stage in.
"Oh no, my drum set, shit!" cried Axel as he watch is precious drum set evaporate in to the portal.
Which then sucked Puff in as well.
Then Benatar.
Then Axel.
Then finally DeeJay was also sucked is as the portal closed, leaving everyone else in the auditorium with dumbfounded looks on their faces.
"Where… where are we" Benatar asked anybody.
"I don't know but that was really weird wasn't it" Axel responded.
"Well shit guys, look."
Puff pointed to a sign which said:
"WELCOME TO PONYVILLE".
A/N: Tell me what you think of this so far. And for the band, should they be ponies or still stay human. It's up to you guy's, I can wait.
