Chapter 1- "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE!"

No POV

It must have been about 3 AM. Disgust had dream duty that night, and Riley was in a non-REM cycle. Disgust couldn't help but glance over to the Puberty button and its flipped up glass cover. She tried to control the urge to press the button. Surely it did nothing. Suddenly, she had an idea. She could just close the lid! Then, to press it, she'd have to flip the lid back up. Then she'd have time to reconsider. She walked over to the button and pushed the doubts away; this was the best idea in the world! Before she could do anything, Joy walked into the room yawning. Her sues widened as she saw Disgust about to press the button. Joy ran over to the console and shouted, "No! Don't do it!" Joy jumped on top of Disgust as Disgust's hand was over the button. The impact made Disgust fall onto the console and the Puberty button. Suddenly, an alarm started blaring. A robotic voice said, "Warning. Puberty button has been pressed. Warning." If Joy's shouting didn't wake up the emotions, then this definitely did.

Anger burst into the room. "What the hell are you two doing!?"

Disgust glared at Joy. "I was trying to put the cover on the Puberty button but Crazy here jumped on me and made me press it."

Suddenly the floor seemed very interesting to Joy. "I- I'm sorry. It looked like you were gonna press it, so I tried to stop you."

Disgust replied, "I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted, but why would I do it without telling you?"

Joy opened her mouth to say something, but Fear cut her off.

"OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEE! Oh my god oh my god oh my god!"

Joy said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down Fear, we're not gonna die. I just accidentally pressed the Puberty button, that's all. Okay, Sadness. Do you know what this button does?"

"Wait just a moment Joy." Sadness ran over to the mind manuals and picked out one with the title of The Effects Of Puberty.

"Okay. 'In no particular order, but not at the same time, these effects all happen. Height and weight increase, changes to various body parts, breasts grow, periods start, and the body sweats.'", Sadness quoted.

Joy said happily, "Well, that doesn't sound bad!"

Disgust questioned, "Um, what's a period?"

Sadness replied, "Hold on, let me check. A period is when Riley gets cramps and stuff and then bleeds for a week out of her... um... you know where. There's also a thingy called PMS where Anger and I run crazy pressing everything and Disgust can't get her mind out of the gutter."

Fear wondered, "Is that really what it said?"

Sadness answered, "I didn't quote anything but, yes."

This just panicked Fear. Everybody else was worried too.

Disgust said, "The question is, which comes first?"

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And we'll find out in the next chapter!

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