Chappie Numero Uno

It starts with ice; men collecting ice to be exact. No one knows why they are collecting ice, they just are. Oh yeah, and they were singing, about ice. It was ridiculous really, but one girl didn't think that.

Her name was Iryna Chernenko and she had a pet reindeer named Savannah. It was adorable as she tried getting ice like the big boys, but no one thought she would actually become one of these ice men. We'll get to that later though.

Sweeping across the horizon we find the small castle in Arendelle, home to two princes and their parents. One boy sleeps in his bed, snoring softly. The other silently crawls on the first boy's bed, and then starts jumping as hard as he possibly could.

"GUWAHH! GILBERT STAHP IT!" The older prince yelled at his (awesome) little brother. Gilbert collapsed on the bed and crouched like a ninja.

"Shh, quiet bruder; you'll wake Papa and Mutti! We must go on an adventure now, let's go!" Gilbert dragged the older boy out of bed, much to his annoyance.

"Gil, just because I'm volshebnyy doesn't mean we have to go play snow ninja every single minute of our lives." The 8 year old prince remarked. Gilbert giggled and dragged him down the stairs and into the main hall.

"You and your silly Russian, bruder! Why can't you be German like the awesome me? You know I can't understand you when you talk like that!" The Russian rolled his eyes.

"Whatever brat, whatever."

"You see! I can't tell if you are calling me a brat, or your bruder! Although in your un-awesome case, it is probably both." Gilbert giggled again. "Anyways, let's play! You be the evil king and I'll be the awesome ninja that meuchelt you! Yay!"

"Alright brat, let me set the scene." The older brother, Ivan, cast a flurry of snow into the air. He stomped his foot on the ground, turning the floor into an ice rink. Gilbert laughed happily sliding around the floor. The younger prince jumped and landed in a pile of snow.

"Bruder! Bruder! I need a guard to slay! The king can't be unprotected right?" Ivan smiled and made a huge snowman to protect him. "OH MEIN GOTT! That thing is HUGE!"

"Zashchity mne moy tovarishch! KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL!"

"I won't go down without a fight, King Ivan! The awesome I won't fall like this! CHARGE!" The little Gilbert ran towards the grand snowman as Ivan laughed manically. He crashed into it, making a whoomph noise. Ivan stopped and stared at the snowman, which was now swaying dangerously. He gulped and ran before it toppled over. Ivan closed his eyes, only opening them when he noticed everything was silent.

"Gilbert? H-hello? Are you alive?" Lavender eyes scanned the pile of snow for any signs of life, and then noticed a small hand sticking out of the pile. "G-Gilbert!"

Ivan ran to the hand and pulled out Gilbert's small body. He was pale but breathing and a bright white streak of hair could be seen interrupting his grey hair. Ivan cried out, "Mama! Papa! H-help!"

He cried and huge ice spikes erupted from the floor. King Winter and his lovely queen appeared in the doorway, looking for their sons. They saw the two princes lying in the middle of the floor and quickly scurried over to them. "Ivan! What happened to Gilbert?! Are you guys okay?"

Ivan hiccupped. "We were just playing! And then, and then I made a h-huge snowman and Gil crashed into it! I-it fell and I think I must have shot a bolt or s-something and it hit him!" The tears poured out harder. His mother tried to comfort him as King Winter came up with a plan.

Soon they were on their royal horses, riding off to some unknown place in Arendelle. As they passed forests and lakes, Ivan was spewing ice on the path behind them. A little girl noticed the king and queen pass by, and she got curious. Hopping on Savannah, Iryna chased after the royals unnoticed.

She saw them stop in a mossy crater in the ground; it was filled with boulders. Iryna and Savannah hid behind one of these 'boulders' and watched as the rocks toppled down the walls of the crater, stopping at the feet of the royals. One by one they popped up, with limbs and faces. They were trolls, Iryna realized. The troll she was hiding behind popped up and looked at her. "Oh, how cute! I'm going to keep you."

One rather large troll stumbled in front of the king and his family. "Hello Your Majesty. What brings you to my humble abode?" King Winter watched as the troll tried to bow. It didn't work.

"Well, one of our children has been struck by a bolt of ice. We wanted to find out if you could help. You will help da?" Ivan hid behind his parents, eyeing the trolls warily, and every once in a while he would glance at his brother.

"Yes, yes, of course. Now was the boy born with his powers or cursed?"

"Born, da, very much born…" King Winter recalled the time he got frozen for a month. It was a horrible experience for him.

"Alright, let me see the boy." The queen shoved (Oops sorry) Ivan towards the troll. He stumbled a bit as the troll did some sort of circular motion with his arms. Ivan stared at him as if the troll was an idiot.

"What are you doing? Are you trying to make plants grow? Cuz that's weird." Ivan said.

"Oh shut up. Now… There will be much, much fear in your future; you will fear people and people will fear you. How unfortunate." Ivan stared at him, but he continued talking. "As for the younger boy, you are lucky that he was only hit in the head. The head is easily changed, you know. All I have to do is change all of his memories so there are no traces of magic! Don't worry, I leave the fun."

Ivan gasped. "You can take away the fun too?! That's horrible!" The queen shushed him.

"Be quiet! Ugh, is your son always this annoying?" King Winter shot icy daggers at the troll. "Never mind don't answer that. Well, now I have fixed your son. Please leave, you had interrupted my nap." He turned to leave.

King Winter looked mad, but he simply grunted and went back to his horse. Ivan saw this so he froze the troll for a month. That was one of his specialties after all.

YAY! I made a Frozen/Hetalia fanfic! Umm... Yea...

Characters as of now -

Ukraine - Kristoff

Prussia - Anna

Russia - Elsa

General Winter - King Winter

Fem!Germany - The Queen

Well at least I imagined Fem!Germany as the queen, although I never mentioned it. And Prussia and Russia are bruders 'n stuff.

Translations -

Chappie Numero Uno - Chapter Number One (Spanish)

Bruder - Brother (German)

Mutti - Mom (German)

Volshebnyy - Magical (Russian)

Brat - Brother (Russian)

Meuchelt - Assassinates (German)

Oh mein Gott - Oh my God (German)

Zashchity mne moy tovarishch - Protect me my comrade (Russian)

Da - Yes, Yeah (Russian)