Penis Pops
Ryuk was L's flying emo friend, also known as a shinigami. L wrote name in his death note and Ryuk watched by, laughing occasionally like renge just like less annoying. L's pen once ran out when he was writing names in his death note so he improvised. He grabbed sugar and placed it infront of his naked penis. The sugar made his penis smile and release fluid. he uses the semen to write names.
One day, L was not writing names.
'Why are you not writing names, emo-chan?' asked ryuk
'I am sick' says L
'Diabetes?' asked ryuk
'Why does everyone assume that? anyway, no. i think i has a kidney stone' say L sadly
'Shall I take a look?' ask ryuk. he had a secret infatuation with L's penis and wanted to see it. He began undoing the detectives penis protector.
'What are you doing?' L gasped, grabbing the shinigami's death claw.
'Just relax. I know what i'm doing.' Ryuk removed L's boxers and prepared one of his fleek fingernails for insertion. He put a finger in L's penis hole and felt around for a blockage
'Owwwww' L cried at the sudden pressure in his penis
'I've found something' Ryuk said, inserting a second finger to remove the object. He pulled out the source of L's pain- a lollipop. 'What the?'
'Oh, i was looking for that' say L excitedly, grabbing the sweet from Ryuk. 'I was scared Light was going to try and steal it so i shoved it in my dick hole to stop him from doing that'
L shoved the lollipop into his mouth and…. ATE IT.
THE END